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911. What is your emergency?

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December 20, 2017, 12:19 PM
Krazeehorse
911. What is your emergency?
So I had another cardioversion done today (shock my heart back into normal rhythm). When they punched the button my new Apple Watch dialed 911. Of course I was out so I missed all the fun. Pretty trippy. Hospital staff was quite surprised too.


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December 20, 2017, 01:01 PM
PossibleZombie
That's actually kind of awesome. I doubt my Samsung watch cares about me nearly as much.
December 20, 2017, 01:12 PM
parabellum
NSFW, unless you're in a muhfuckin' phone booth.


December 20, 2017, 01:24 PM
Ricardokid11
quote:
Originally posted by parabellum:
NSFW, unless you're in a muhfuckin' phone booth.

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Thanks Para, I needed that! Hilarious! Big Grin




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December 20, 2017, 01:28 PM
Sailor1911
quote:
Originally posted by parabellum:
NSFW, unless you're in a muhfuckin' phone booth.

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Make My Day! Thanks. Some funny shit there, bud.




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December 20, 2017, 02:48 PM
domcintosh
Curious: is it a setting on the apple watch that calls 911 for medical emergencies?

Separately, I wonder why they didn't ask you to remove the watch, given that they were introducing an electrical charge to your body.



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December 20, 2017, 02:58 PM
sigmonkey
quote:
Originally posted by Sailor1911:
quote:
Originally posted by parabellum:
NSFW, unless you're in a muhfuckin' phone booth.

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Make My Day! Thanks. Some funny shit there, bud.



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December 20, 2017, 03:03 PM
RHINOWSO
Minning my ownnn bidness...
December 20, 2017, 03:41 PM
Todd Huffman
We get a surprising amount of 911 calls from people's Apple watches. I wish we had a way of tracking it. Its several times a week.




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December 20, 2017, 03:45 PM
bcereuss
quote:
Originally posted by Krazeehorse:
So I had another cardioversion done today (shock my heart back into normal rhythm). When they punched the button my new Apple Watch dialed 911. Of course I was out so I missed all the fun. Pretty trippy. Hospital staff was quite surprised too.


What does this mean?

I know about apple products...you mean while you were undergoing the cardioversion? And then, hilarity ensued with the staff assembled thereabouts? And they had to call off the amber lamps, and had difficulty explaining what happened?
December 20, 2017, 03:54 PM
rduckwor
quote:
What does this mean?



When they pushed the button on the defibrillator. Lots-o-lectricity comin' yo way!! mu-fuker!!

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December 20, 2017, 04:18 PM
jrfixer
I'll just leave his one here...

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December 20, 2017, 07:10 PM
preten2b
quote:
Originally posted by parabellum:
NSFW, unless you're in a muhfuckin' phone booth.

[FLASH_VIDEO]<iframe frameborder="0" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/Ty6JPyr2XZ0" width="420"></iframe>[/FLASH_VIDEO]


One of my favorites for more than 15 years. My cassette copy of this won't play any more, gets funnier each time you play it. Thank you... and you tube.

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December 20, 2017, 07:12 PM
AirmanJeff
quote:
Originally posted by PossibleZombie:
That's actually kind of awesome. I doubt my Samsung watch cares about me nearly as much.


I wouldn't want my smart watch autodialing 911 for any reason whatsoever. If you have a massive heart attack and your heart stops, a watch dialing 911 is just about useless. They have to find you, send a unit out to see what's wrong, which depending on where you are could take several minutes, after which you would be dead.
December 20, 2017, 07:45 PM
Rawny
I see your muthafukkin phonebooth, and raise you Reverend Lowdown. Razz


December 20, 2017, 08:09 PM
Jelly
quote:

NSFW, unless you're in a muhfuckin' phone booth.


Oh man I got muhfuckin gut ache from laughing so hard.
December 20, 2017, 08:35 PM
domcintosh
quote:
Originally posted by AirmanJeff:
quote:
Originally posted by PossibleZombie:
That's actually kind of awesome. I doubt my Samsung watch cares about me nearly as much.


I wouldn't want my smart watch autodialing 911 for any reason whatsoever. If you have a massive heart attack and your heart stops, a watch dialing 911 is just about useless. They have to find you, send a unit out to see what's wrong, which depending on where you are could take several minutes, after which you would be dead.
Depends on the meta data of the phone call to 911. Does it provide your location, the reason it called, and a call back number?



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December 20, 2017, 08:40 PM
roberth
LOL - I've never heard that before, that's funny. Thank you.




December 20, 2017, 09:46 PM
Neel
I hit a log truck yesterday on the way home, totaled my truck.

When the Leo showed up,and offered me his front seat to warm up, he asked if I called 911? I said no.

He laughed and said I was probably the only person who didn't.


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