I can't really tell what type of shark it is. Someone in the comments said it's a basking shark, which is a plankton-eater, so no harm would come of that. But it looked a lot smaller than that to me...like tiger or great white size. Still I'd be throwing punches left and right after getting back on board.
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August 30, 2019, 09:07 PM
cslinger
Hahhahahahahah. That’s funny. Not quite as funny as you will look walking around with a size 10 boat shoe stuck in your colon but funny.
Pretty sure that’s how I would handle that.
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August 31, 2019, 01:01 AM
wishfull thinker
Well that is pretty funny I guess. If it was me I'd just shrug it off and when we got back on land push him in front of a fucking dump truck just to show there were no hard feelings.
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August 31, 2019, 01:19 AM
darthfuster
That kind of friend would find himself waking up from a drunken stupor with his leg on fire
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August 31, 2019, 04:47 AM
irreverent
God, I hope there’s a backstory that makes sense here.
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August 31, 2019, 06:05 AM
RichardC
"Friend pushes chum into water with shark"
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August 31, 2019, 06:07 AM
egregore
Anybody doing that to me had better make sure I don't get back out.
August 31, 2019, 06:11 AM
Fredward
Yes, I would be starting a tooth collection after that.
August 31, 2019, 07:58 AM
Sportshooter
The “He needed killing” defense might work in this case.
August 31, 2019, 08:18 AM
bionic218
quote:
Originally posted by RichardC: "Friend pushes chum into water with shark"
August 31, 2019, 09:41 AM
CQB60
The pusher would’ve went swimming when I got back in the boat..
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August 31, 2019, 09:50 AM
Doc H.
They all look like yummy seals. On recreational drugs. A great opportunity for the shark to cleanse the gene pool of the whole boat.
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August 31, 2019, 06:56 PM
Eponym
If this was my friends' idea of funny, I think I would find new friends.
August 31, 2019, 07:20 PM
Oat_Action_Man
quote:
Originally posted by RichardC: "Friend pushes chum into water with shark"
Bwahahahahaha!
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August 31, 2019, 07:24 PM
jljones
I find this about as funny as the friend that will jump out from behind a door with a mask on his face and a knife in his hand.
