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I can't really tell what type of shark it is. Someone in the comments said it's a basking shark, which is a plankton-eater, so no harm would come of that. But it looked a lot smaller than that to me...like tiger or great white size. Still I'd be throwing punches left and right after getting back on board.


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Hahhahahahahah. That’s funny. Not quite as funny as you will look walking around with a size 10 boat shoe stuck in your colon but funny.

Pretty sure that’s how I would handle that.


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Well that is pretty funny I guess. If it was me I'd just shrug it off and when we got back on land push him in front of a fucking dump truck just to show there were no hard feelings. Eek


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That kind of friend would find himself waking up from a drunken stupor with his leg on fire



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God, I hope there’s a backstory that makes sense here.


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"Friend pushes chum into water with shark"


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Anybody doing that to me had better make sure I don't get back out.
 
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Yes, I would be starting a tooth collection after that.
 
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The “He needed killing” defense might work in this case. Big Grin
 
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"Friend pushes chum into water with shark"


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The pusher would’ve went swimming when I got back in the boat..


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They all look like yummy seals. On recreational drugs. A great opportunity for the shark to cleanse the gene pool of the whole boat.



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If this was my friends' idea of funny, I think I would find new friends.
 
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Bwahahahahaha!


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I find this about as funny as the friend that will jump out from behind a door with a mask on his face and a knife in his hand.

You know, for laughs.




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The guy would be shitting his own teeth.


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