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| Purveyor of Fine Avatars  |
I can't really tell what type of shark it is. Someone in the comments said it's a basking shark, which is a plankton-eater, so no harm would come of that. But it looked a lot smaller than that to me...like tiger or great white size. Still I'd be throwing punches left and right after getting back on board. https://youtu.be/O80ZvEW1b6o "I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes" | ||
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E tan e epi tas |
Hahhahahahahah. That’s funny. Not quite as funny as you will look walking around with a size 10 boat shoe stuck in your colon but funny. Pretty sure that’s how I would handle that. Take Care, Shoot Safe, Chris | |||
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| The Main Thing Is Not To Get Excited  |
Well that is pretty funny I guess. If it was me I'd just shrug it off and when we got back on land push him in front of a fucking dump truck just to show there were no hard feelings.  _______________________ | |||
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delicately calloused |
That kind of friend would find himself waking up from a drunken stupor with his leg on fire You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier | |||
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| Eye on the Silver Lining |
God, I hope there’s a backstory that makes sense here. __________________________ "Trust, but verify." | |||
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"Friend pushes chum into water with shark" ____________________ | |||
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| His diet consists of black coffee, and sarcasm.  |
Anybody doing that to me had better make sure I don't get back out. | |||
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Yes, I would be starting a tooth collection after that. | |||
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| Too soon old, too late smart |
The “He needed killing” defense might work in this case.  | |||
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| The Unknown Stuntman  |
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The pusher would’ve went swimming when I got back in the boat.. ______________________________________________ Life is short. It’s shorter with the wrong gun… | |||
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| Something wild is loose  |
They all look like yummy seals. On recreational drugs. A great opportunity for the shark to cleanse the gene pool of the whole boat. "And gentlemen in England now abed, shall think themselves accursed they were not here, and hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks that fought with us upon Saint Crispin's Day" | |||
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Comic Relief |
If this was my friends' idea of funny, I think I would find new friends. | |||
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Web Clavin Extraordinaire |
Bwahahahahaha! ---------------------------- Chuck Norris put the laughter in "manslaughter" Educating the youth of America, one declension at a time. | |||
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Sigforum K9 handler |
I find this about as funny as the friend that will jump out from behind a door with a mask on his face and a knife in his hand. You know, for laughs. | |||
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The guy would be shitting his own teeth. ——————————————— The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Psalm 14:1 | |||
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