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USA Today posts a video about the AR 15 and it's every bit as ridiculous as you would imagine

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November 08, 2017, 05:41 PM
RHINOWSO
USA Today posts a video about the AR 15 and it's every bit as ridiculous as you would imagine

November 08, 2017, 05:41 PM
RHINOWSO

November 08, 2017, 05:42 PM
stoic-one
quote:
Originally posted by Top Gun Supply:
Hmmmm, I am thinkin' black friday special.
Yes please! Wink


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November 08, 2017, 05:46 PM
rat2306
All those attachments remind me of the mid-'60s Johnny Seven One Man Army toy..I call copyright infringement by USA Today!
November 08, 2017, 06:30 PM
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November 08, 2017, 06:35 PM
KevinCW
quote:
Originally posted by lkdr1989:
All I know is that I want this t-shirt!




Screw the shirt. I want to have a beer with that guy!




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November 08, 2017, 06:40 PM
SigJacket
Is the ferret launcher AoW? That could be handy. Like, daughters new boyfriend handy.


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November 08, 2017, 06:43 PM
Top Gun Supply
quote:
Originally posted by stoic-one:
quote:
Originally posted by Top Gun Supply:
Hmmmm, I am thinkin' black friday special.
Yes please! Wink


That chainsaw bayonet has so many uses! It's a bad-ass swiss army knife.


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November 08, 2017, 06:54 PM
ARman
quote:
Originally posted by KevinCW:
quote:
Originally posted by lkdr1989:
All I know is that I want this t-shirt!




Screw the shirt. I want to have a beer with that guy!


+1


ARman
November 08, 2017, 06:56 PM
Sigmanic
Hmmm, quite an enjoyable thread here!
November 08, 2017, 07:03 PM
mikeyspizza
quote:
Originally posted by parabellum:
A Photoshopper's dream. Replace the chainsaw with a dildo.
. . . and a bumpstock Eek
November 08, 2017, 07:12 PM
bubbatime
quote:
Originally posted by mikeyspizza:
quote:
Originally posted by parabellum:
A Photoshopper's dream. Replace the chainsaw with a dildo.
. . . and a bumpstock Eek





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November 08, 2017, 07:12 PM
darthfuster
I'ma go duct tape some numbchucks to my AR....maybe a bowstaff. Wait, ya think Chuck Norris would object to being taped tomy rifle?


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November 08, 2017, 07:17 PM
rduckwor
The twitter responses were great. USA Today lamely answered.


"Just illustrates some of the possible modifications."


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November 08, 2017, 07:25 PM
bionic218
quote:
What about a larger box with a ferret in it?


Nope, the Hague Convention 1899 mandated the use of ferrets as an underslung weapon enhancement both cruel and unusual.
November 08, 2017, 07:34 PM
ARMT Guy
quote:
Originally posted by BamaJeepster:
quote:
Originally posted by Leemur:
Twitter has been destroying USA Today so they released a clarification.

https://twitchy.com/sarahd-313...-an-instant-classic/


Here are a few of the good ones Big Grin







Stop it! Stop it, PLEASE! I'm crying with laughter here! Big Grin

These are awesome! Cool

Isn't there a version that has an under slung ICBM?

I can't remember if it's keymod or M-lok though. Razz Big Grin



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November 08, 2017, 07:39 PM
BamaJeepster
quote:
Originally posted by ARMT Guy:
Isn't there a version that has an under slung ICBM?

I can't remember if it's keymod or M-lok though. Razz Big Grin


I did see one with a hydrogen bomb attachment...




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November 08, 2017, 07:46 PM
wrightd
quote:
Originally posted by parabellum:
A Photoshopper's dream. Replace the chainsaw with a dildo.

Hey, it's a "possible" modification.

How 'bout, instead of a bayonet, you attach a little box with angry bees in it and gunfire will make the bees even more angry and then you release them? What about a larger box with a ferret in it?

Hey, it's "possible".

I can't decide between the ferrets and the chainsaw. Those twats are pretty stupid, it's amazing to me someone gives them a paycheck.



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November 08, 2017, 07:48 PM
parabellum
Yes, the ferret box sounds better all the time, although I think it might adversely affect the balance of the rifle.

Maybe a small ferret. Small but fierce.
November 08, 2017, 07:50 PM
ARMT Guy
quote:
Originally posted by BamaJeepster:
quote:
Originally posted by ARMT Guy:
Isn't there a version that has an under slung ICBM?

I can't remember if it's keymod or M-lok though. Razz Big Grin


I did see one with a hydrogen bomb attachment...



Nice!

Just imagine.. one of those with an H-bomb and bumpski! Razz Big Grin



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