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It's not the joke, it's the way you tell it. הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים | |||
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| Staring back from the abyss  |
I thought it was John Kerry walks into a bar. ________________________________________________________ "Great danger lies in the notion that we can reason with evil." Doug Patton. | |||
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| Little ray of sunshine  |
How can identify a joke I haven't heard of? The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything. | |||
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A friend of mine's wife asked him to go out and get some pills that would help him get an erection. He came back and handed her diet pills. He's looking for a place to live. _____________________ Be careful what you tolerate. You are teaching people how to treat you. | |||
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Coin Sniper |
My Uncle has 2 SUPER BOWL tickets, both box seats. He paid $2,500 each ticket, but he didn't realize last year when he bought them, it was going to be on the same day as his wedding. If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place...It's at St. Hyacinth Church, in Bay City at 3pm. Her name is Becky, she's 5'9", about 145 lbs, good cook too.....She'll be the one in the white dress. Pronoun: His Royal Highness and benevolent Majesty of all he surveys 343 - Never Forget Its better to be Pavlov's dog than Schrodinger's cat There are three types of mistakes; Those you learn from, those you suffer from, and those you don't survive. | |||
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| The Velvet Voicebox |
 "All great things are simple, and many can be expressed in single words: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope." --Sir Winston Churchill "The world is filled with violence. Because criminals carry guns, we decent law-abiding citizens should also have guns. Otherwise they will win and the decent people will lose." --James Earl Jones | |||
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Still finding my way |
....because it's not illegal because it's your dog. Get it? | |||
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| Savor the limelight |
No, no, no. That's the one where the horse walks in backwards. | |||
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| Flow first, power later. |
Did you kill a cheetah? | |||
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