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Question for all the brains on SF re: Jokes

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January 24, 2018, 01:08 PM
V-Tail
Question for all the brains on SF re: Jokes
quote:
Originally posted by mr kablammo:
Number 47!
It's not the joke, it's the way you tell it.


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January 24, 2018, 01:13 PM
Gustofer
quote:
Originally posted by lcbjr77:
A horse walks into a bar and asks for shot and a beer, bartender says "why the long face"?

I thought it was John Kerry walks into a bar.


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January 24, 2018, 01:15 PM
jhe888
How can identify a joke I haven't heard of?



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January 24, 2018, 01:27 PM
Krazeehorse
A friend of mine's wife asked him to go out and get some pills that would help him get an erection. He came back and handed her diet pills. He's looking for a place to live.


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January 24, 2018, 01:44 PM
Rightwire
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January 24, 2018, 01:47 PM
Cliff
quote:
Originally posted by Krazeehorse:
A friend of mine's wife asked him to go out and get some pills that would help him get an erection. He came back and handed her diet pills. He's looking for a place to live.


Smile


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January 24, 2018, 01:54 PM
Ryanp225
....because it's not illegal because it's your dog. Get it?
January 24, 2018, 02:42 PM
trapper189
quote:
Originally posted by Gustofer:
quote:
Originally posted by lcbjr77:
A horse walks into a bar and asks for shot and a beer, bartender says "why the long face"?

I thought it was John Kerry walks into a bar.


No, no, no. That's the one where the horse walks in backwards.
January 24, 2018, 09:00 PM
Kenpoist
quote:
Originally posted by Ryanp225:
....because it's not illegal because it's your dog. Get it?


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