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How to guarantee your store gets trashed on Black Friday.
November 21, 2018, 07:23 AM
Johnny 3eaglesHow to guarantee your store gets trashed on Black Friday.
Stein Mart had this brilliant idea.
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November 21, 2018, 07:29 AM
GustoferThat'd do it.
I just love watching Black Friday clips of hordes of welfare recipients spending my money on useless shit and being willing to kill someone to do so.
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November 21, 2018, 07:42 AM
airsoft guyquote:
Originally posted by Gustofer:
That'd do it.
I just love watching Black Friday clips of hordes of welfare recipients spending my money on useless shit and being willing to kill someone to do so.
Black Friday videos are the best argument for owning piles of 30 round mags. If that's how they act to get a TV or some shoes, imagine how they might act if they find out you got a case of Progresso stashed in your basement when the food runs out.
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Originally posted by Will938:
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November 21, 2018, 07:48 AM
sig sailorI saw that ad last night and that was the first thing I thought as well. What a dumb ass idea!
Rod
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I asked myself if I was crazy, and we all said no.
November 21, 2018, 08:08 AM
ShneaSIGquote:
Originally posted by airsoft guy:
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Originally posted by Gustofer:
That'd do it.
I just love watching Black Friday clips of hordes of welfare recipients spending my money on useless shit and being willing to kill someone to do so.
Black Friday videos are the best argument for owning piles of 30 round mags. If that's how they act to get a TV or some shoes, imagine how they might act if they find out you got a case of Progresso stashed in your basement when the food runs out.
Or something belt-fed and with quick-change barrels.
-ShneaSIG
Oh, by the way, which one's "Pink?" November 21, 2018, 08:24 AM
RichardCquote:
Originally posted by airsoft guy:
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Originally posted by Gustofer:
That'd do it.
I just love watching Black Friday clips of hordes of welfare recipients spending my money on useless shit and being willing to kill someone to do so.
Black Friday videos are the best argument for owning piles of 30 round mags. If that's how they act to get a TV or some shoes, imagine how they might act if they find out you got a case of Progresso stashed in your basement when the food runs out.
Not to mention how the gun nuts behave at the local gun store, when PMags are on Black Friday sale.
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November 21, 2018, 08:59 AM
oddballBy 7:30am, every article of clothing in all of the stores will be on the floor, stomped on.
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November 21, 2018, 09:02 AM
RAMIUSquote:
Originally posted by airsoft guy:
quote:
Originally posted by Gustofer:
That'd do it.
I just love watching Black Friday clips of hordes of welfare recipients spending my money on useless shit and being willing to kill someone to do so.
Black Friday videos are the best argument for owning piles of 30 round mags. If that's how they act to get a TV or some shoes, imagine how they might act if they find out you got a case of Progresso stashed in your basement when the food runs out.
Lol...”case of Progresso”
November 21, 2018, 09:09 AM
sakata8242quote:
Originally posted by RichardC:
Not to mention how the gun nuts behave at the local gun store, when PMags are on Black Friday sale.
That's what mail order is for.
November 21, 2018, 10:07 AM
YooperSigsThe only contact I will have with anyone on Black Friday will be with my cat.
We both hate Black Friday.
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November 21, 2018, 10:09 AM
sigmonkey
"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! November 21, 2018, 10:14 AM
rusbroSome store should hire the Black Friday Wig Lady to do a meet and greet with the first 100 through the door. Autographed collectables to anyone who can dislodge another shopper's wig, glasses, false teeth, prosthetic, etc.
November 21, 2018, 10:19 AM
BBMWI gotta think someone in corporate has done the damage cost to additional sales ratio calculation, and likes the number. But yeah, this seems like a massive invitation to chaos.
November 21, 2018, 10:47 AM
911Bossquote:
Originally posted by RAMIUS:
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Originally posted by airsoft guy:
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Originally posted by Gustofer:
That'd do it.
I just love watching Black Friday clips of hordes of welfare recipients spending my money on useless shit and being willing to kill someone to do so.
Black Friday videos are the best argument for owning piles of 30 round mags. If that's how they act to get a TV or some shoes, imagine how they might act if they find out you got a case of Progresso stashed in your basement when the food runs out.
Lol...”case of Progresso”
“LOL” my ass, Safeway had Progresso on sale a couple years ago for $.69/can. I fricken CLEANED OUT three local Safeways, no joke.
My Progresso stash is bigger than my ammo stash!
What part of "...Shall not be infringed" don't you understand???
November 21, 2018, 10:48 AM
sigcrazy7Given the demographic of most of the people in the videos trashing the local Walmart, I'm surprised somebody hasn't connected how appropriately descriptive the term "Black Friday" is, and subsequently leveled a PC infused racism charge at this cherished American tradition of self-indulgent consumerism.
Demand not that events should happen as you wish; but wish them to happen as they do happen, and you will go on well. -Epictetus