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| Bookers Bourbon and a good cigar  |
Stein Mart had this brilliant idea.  If you're goin' through hell, keep on going. Don't slow down. If you're scared don't show it. You might get out before the devil even knows you're there. NRA ENDOWMENT LIFE MEMBER | ||
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| Staring back from the abyss  |
That'd do it. I just love watching Black Friday clips of hordes of welfare recipients spending my money on useless shit and being willing to kill someone to do so. ________________________________________________________ "Great danger lies in the notion that we can reason with evil." Doug Patton. | |||
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The Joy Maker |
Black Friday videos are the best argument for owning piles of 30 round mags. If that's how they act to get a TV or some shoes, imagine how they might act if they find out you got a case of Progresso stashed in your basement when the food runs out. 
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I saw that ad last night and that was the first thing I thought as well. What a dumb ass idea! Rod "Do not approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or a fool from any direction." John Deacon, Author I asked myself if I was crazy, and we all said no. | |||
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Repressed |
Or something belt-fed and with quick-change barrels. -ShneaSIG Oh, by the way, which one's "Pink?" | |||
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Not to mention how the gun nuts behave at the local gun store, when PMags are on Black Friday sale. ____________________ | |||
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Get Off My Lawn |
By 7:30am, every article of clothing in all of the stores will be on the floor, stomped on. "I’m not going to read Time Magazine, I’m not going to read Newsweek, I’m not going to read any of these magazines; I mean, because they have too much to lose by printing the truth"- Bob Dylan, 1965 | |||
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| It's not you, it's me.  |
Lol...”case of Progresso” | |||
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| Member |
That's what mail order is for. | |||
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The only contact I will have with anyone on Black Friday will be with my cat. We both hate Black Friday. End of Earth: 2 Miles Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles | |||
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A Grateful American |
 "the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! | |||
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Chip away the stone |
Some store should hire the Black Friday Wig Lady to do a meet and greet with the first 100 through the door. Autographed collectables to anyone who can dislodge another shopper's wig, glasses, false teeth, prosthetic, etc.  | |||
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| Big Stack |
I gotta think someone in corporate has done the damage cost to additional sales ratio calculation, and likes the number. But yeah, this seems like a massive invitation to chaos. | |||
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Told cops where to go for over 29 years… |
“LOL” my ass, Safeway had Progresso on sale a couple years ago for $.69/can. I fricken CLEANED OUT three local Safeways, no joke. My Progresso stash is bigger than my ammo stash! What part of "...Shall not be infringed" don't you understand???  | |||
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Given the demographic of most of the people in the videos trashing the local Walmart, I'm surprised somebody hasn't connected how appropriately descriptive the term "Black Friday" is, and subsequently leveled a PC infused racism charge at this cherished American tradition of self-indulgent consumerism. Demand not that events should happen as you wish; but wish them to happen as they do happen, and you will go on well. -Epictetus | |||
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