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Political Cynic |
To all the people that always said I'd never amount to much because of my procrastination...just you wait | ||
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A Grateful American |
I always wanted to be a comedian, but was afraid people would laugh at me... "the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! | |||
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His diet consists of black coffee, and sarcasm. |
I'm writing a book on reverse psychology. Don't buy it. https://www.youtube.com/@DockTok These guys sit around drinking coffee and telling groaners. | |||
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Conservative Behind Enemy Lines |
I once signed up for a class that was supposed to teach us how to improve our memory, but I forgot to go. Of all the enemies that the American citizen faces, the Democrat Party is the very worst. | |||
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Member |
Had to change my password at work Changed it to HamburgerHelper Windows said it wasn't Stroganoff The Enemy's gate is down. | |||
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His diet consists of black coffee, and sarcasm. |
I'm going to start a line of inexpensive clothing. I'll call it Cheapskate the Label. | |||
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Political Cynic |
I starting up a magazine on men’s fashion for those of us that like jeans and polo shirts. Going to call it Vague. | |||
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Dances With Tornados |
Speaking of pronouns (or not), did you know there is a candy bar with pronouns? It's the Her/She chocolate bar. (S'mores). Ironically, there is a Her/She candy bar with nuts. (almonds) My boss asked me why I only get sick on workdays. I said it must be my weekend immune system. That joke started off strong, but it weekend. He didn't have a dad bod … he has a father figure. How can you tell a joke is a dad joke? It is fully groan. What’s the difference between a dad joke and a bad joke? Just the first letter. Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way. Those who ignore the pasta are doomed to reheat it. Did you know cannibals don't eat clowns? They taste funny. . | |||
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Not as lean, not as mean, Still a Marine |
It is quite apparent. I shall respect you until you open your mouth, from that point on, you must earn it yourself. | |||
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Member |
It is so hot out, my garlic has taken off it's cloves. "Do not approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or a fool from any direction." John Deacon, Author I asked myself if I was crazy, and we all said no. | |||
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I bought a sweater that always had static electricity. I returned it. They gave me a new one free of charge. Let all Men know thee, but no man know thee thoroughly: Men freely ford that see the shallows. Benjamin Franklin | |||
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Political Cynic |
I am currently unsupervised. It scares the crap out of me, but the possibilities are endless... | |||
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