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Political Cynic
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To all the people that always said I'd never amount to much because of my procrastination...just you wait
 
Posts: 53858 | Location: Tucson Arizona | Registered: January 16, 2002Reply With QuoteReport This Post
A Grateful American
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I always wanted to be a comedian, but was afraid people would laugh at me...




"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב!
 
Posts: 44498 | Location: ...... I am thrice divorced, and I live in a van DOWN BY THE RIVER!!! (in Arkansas) | Registered: December 20, 2008Reply With QuoteReport This Post
His diet consists of black
coffee, and sarcasm.
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I'm writing a book on reverse psychology.
Don't buy it.

https://www.youtube.com/@DockTok These guys sit around drinking coffee and telling groaners. Big Grin
 
Posts: 28696 | Location: Johnson City, TN | Registered: April 28, 2012Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Conservative Behind
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I once signed up for a class that was supposed to teach us how to improve our memory, but I forgot to go.



Of all the enemies that the American citizen faces, the Democrat Party is the very worst.
 
Posts: 10866 | Location: SF Bay Area | Registered: June 06, 2007Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Had to change my password at work
Changed it to HamburgerHelper
Windows said it wasn't Stroganoff




The Enemy's gate is down.
 
Posts: 16015 | Location: Spring, TX | Registered: July 11, 2011Reply With QuoteReport This Post
His diet consists of black
coffee, and sarcasm.
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I'm going to start a line of inexpensive clothing.
I'll call it Cheapskate the Label.
 
Posts: 28696 | Location: Johnson City, TN | Registered: April 28, 2012Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Political Cynic
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I starting up a magazine on men’s fashion for those of us that like jeans and polo shirts. Going to call it Vague.
 
Posts: 53858 | Location: Tucson Arizona | Registered: January 16, 2002Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Dances With
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Speaking of pronouns (or not), did you know there is a candy bar with pronouns?
It's the Her/She chocolate bar. (S'mores).
Ironically, there is a Her/She candy bar with nuts. (almonds)

My boss asked me why I only get sick on workdays. I said it must be my weekend immune system.
That joke started off strong, but it weekend.


He didn't have a dad bod … he has a father figure.
How can you tell a joke is a dad joke? It is fully groan.
What’s the difference between a dad joke and a bad joke? Just the first letter.

Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way.
Those who ignore the pasta are doomed to reheat it.

Did you know cannibals don't eat clowns?
They taste funny.
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Posts: 11995 | Location: Near Hooker Oklahoma, closer to Slapout Oklahoma | Registered: October 26, 2009Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Not as lean, not as mean,
Still a Marine
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Originally posted by OKCGene:
How can you tell a joke is a dad joke? It is fully groan.

It is quite apparent.




I shall respect you until you open your mouth, from that point on, you must earn it yourself.
 
Posts: 3385 | Location: Southern Maine | Registered: February 10, 2008Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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It is so hot out, my garlic has taken off it's cloves.


"Do not approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or a fool from any direction." John Deacon, Author

I asked myself if I was crazy, and we all said no.
 
Posts: 1732 | Location: Between Rock & Hard Place (Pontiac & Detroit) | Registered: December 22, 2010Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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I bought a sweater that always had static electricity.
I returned it. They gave me a new one free of charge.



Let all Men know thee, but no man know thee thoroughly: Men freely ford that see the shallows.
Benjamin Franklin
 
Posts: 3944 | Location: Sparta, NJ USA | Registered: August 16, 2002Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Political Cynic
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I am currently unsupervised. It scares the crap out of me, but the possibilities are endless...
 
Posts: 53858 | Location: Tucson Arizona | Registered: January 16, 2002Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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