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I worked at a dry cleaner and laundry as a youth. Luckily, I have enough willpower to control the driving ambition that rages within me. When you had the votes, we did things your way. Now, we have the votes and you will be doing things our way. This lesson in political reality from Lyndon B. Johnson "Some things are apparent. Where government moves in, community retreats, civil society disintegrates and our ability to control our own destiny atrophies. The result is: families under siege; war in the streets; unapologetic expropriation of property; the precipitous decline of the rule of law; the rapid rise of corruption; the loss of civility and the triumph of deceit. The result is a debased, debauched culture which finds moral depravity entertaining and virtue contemptible." - Justice Janice Rogers Brown | |||
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| More persistent than capable |
As a child one of my habits was to leave bait shrimp in the watch pocket of my swim trunks after a day's fishin at the beach. Lick the lollipop of mediocrity once and you suck forever. | |||
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brecaidra, I never would have pictured you with a chew in your mouth, but hey, to each his or her own. Rod "Do not approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or a fool from any direction." John Deacon, Author I asked myself if I was crazy, and we all said no. | |||
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| Too old to run, too mean to quit! |
My son in law recently ran his cell phone through the washer and dryer. Made it a lot cleaner, but no longer functional. Elk There has never been an occasion where a people gave up their weapons in the interest of peace that didn't end in their massacre. (Louis L'Amour) "To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical. " -Thomas Jefferson "America is great because she is good. If America ceases to be good, America will cease to be great." Alexis de Tocqueville FBHO!!! The Idaho Elk Hunter | |||
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My standard response is, "I'm sorry, dear." Now I gotta do the laundry. I switched to the half-sized paper towels instead of kleenex for snot rags. They maintain integrity in the washer and dryer. Tactical pants are a problem. | |||
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אַרְיֵה |
I'm not even going to ask. Quadruple minority? הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים | |||
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Ammoholic |
Ruined the drain pump on my washer with pennies. I used to pick up pennies that were face up and put them in my back left pocket. Half the time I'd forget to remove them. One day I started getting error message on washer. I'd hit cancel, then restart, come back same problem. I noticed a rapid clicking sound when it was draining. Felt around on back of machine and isolated the sound to a pump on the bottom of the basket. Opened it up, the impeller had two of four fins missing and a beat to hell penny in there. Not sure how plastic could chip and cut into a penny, but it did. $23 on eBay for me a used motor, now I triple check for change and no longer collect lucky pennies. Jesse Sic Semper Tyrannis | |||
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My neighbor somehow plugged up his washing machine with a quarter. The quarter wouldn't allow the machine to drain. You can guess how much water damage he enjoyed... Empty your pockets or you may face serious damage. | |||
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delicately calloused |
I'm gonna need my shower hooks back... You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier | |||
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I've washed a few things over the years-cell phone(cleaned it up really good but it never worked again),wallet,money,pens,etc.. I usually check my pants fro items but every once in a while,something hides really well and gets washed. | |||
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I lay claim to that washer you speak of...damn my lucky washer at that! | |||
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I used to deliver Appliances, we offered to haul the old laundry machines away , no charge. I noticed that one dryer had no lint screen in it. I pulled off a panel and found $25.00 , laying in the bottom, woo hoo! thanks for the tip Safety, Situational Awareness and proficiency. Neck Ties, Hats and ammo brass, Never ,ever touch'em w/o asking first | |||
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Spectemur Agendo |
I'm not even going to ask. Quadruple minority?[/QUOTE] Not mine.  I tried it once and that was enough.SIGforum's triple minority "It can't rain all the time." - Eric Draven | |||
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I dated a "pork queen" for a month, found out she dipped while helping her dad with chores.  Safety, Situational Awareness and proficiency. Neck Ties, Hats and ammo brass, Never ,ever touch'em w/o asking first | |||
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Is a pork queen a beauty contest winner in Iowa or a pejorative term? I had heard by the way that North Carolina now has more pig farms than Iowa. | |||
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It really proves that we are the sum of our experiences. The fact that I worked in a factory, lumber yard and various other concerns helps me everyday in terms of life. I even learned from a job that involved putting eight bottles of chocolate syrup in a box. | |||
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Evidently I'm not so good at emptying pockets either.... God bless America. | |||
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My wife handed me a fully loaded P225 mag after she did laundry. All the Hornady Critical Defense rounds fired perfectly the next weekend.  | |||
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yeah the county fair version of Miss America Safety, Situational Awareness and proficiency. Neck Ties, Hats and ammo brass, Never ,ever touch'em w/o asking first | |||
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Drug Dealer |
I would go to jail for laundering drug money. When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw | |||
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