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Originally posted by OttoSig:
Was the horse intoxicated?

In NC a horse or other animal is considered a “vehicle” under the view of the law and you definitely can get a DWI if you’re over the limit.

And remember the “roadway” is from property line to property line. Look at the interstate and see the fencing about 15-25yards away from the asphalt….all that grass is “roadway” and you can get hooked up while operating on it.

And we'll raise up our glasses against evil forces
Singing, "Whiskey for my men, beer for my horses."

I'm going to drive my horse to the vet if I can talk him into the trailer. He's been very upset since he heard what gelding means. He's driving me crazy....

Q: What goes "Clop ... clop ... clop ... BANG! ... clop ... clop?"

A: An Amish drive-by shooting.

Now do cattle

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Originally posted by bendable:
Now do cattle

Why? Was the horse guilty of a mooing violation?

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Originally posted by smschulz:
Next up is to stake out bars waiting for blind guys leaving with a service dog.

LMAO!

Fuck man, a horse can see in the dark where a human cannot. Fucking California..

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Originally posted by trapper189:

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Originally posted by bendable:
Now do cattle

Why? Was the horse guilty of a mooing violation?

Neigh, nay nay