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Wife horrified after husband gets ‘ugly’ tattoo of her snoring  The wife asked what I was laughing about so I showed her. She said it proves he must love her. Of course, she'd say that.  Set the controls for the heart of the Sun. | ||
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that tattoo may come back to haunt him. | |||
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quarter MOA visionary |
Yeah, he is a few cents short of a dollar.  | |||
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 To paraphrase someone's signature line here... "I'm sorry I said you're a moron. I thought you already knew". "If you’re a leader, you lead the way. Not just on the easy ones; you take the tough ones too…” – MAJ Richard D. Winters (1918-2011), E Company, 2nd Battalion, 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment, 101st Airborne "Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil... Therefore, as tongues of fire lick up straw and as dry grass sinks down in the flames, so their roots will decay and their flowers blow away like dust; for they have rejected the law of the Lord Almighty and spurned the word of the Holy One of Israel." - Isaiah 5:20,24 | |||
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 Is he sleeping on the couch? ------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Yidn, shreibt un fershreibt" "The Nazis entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to bomb everyone else, and nobody was going to bomb them. At Rotterdam, London, Warsaw and half a hundred other places, they put their rather naive theory into operation. They sowed the wind, and now they are going to reap the whirlwind." -Bomber Harris | |||
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Is he sleeping, with both eyes closed? "the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! | |||
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He’s better from here on out haha! “Remember to get vaccinated or a vaccinated person might get sick from a virus they got vaccinated against because you’re not vaccinated.” - author unknown | |||
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Just... damn. It would have made more sense if he jumped off the plans. Any altitude should do. | |||
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Jackass fool. It pisses me off that truly stupid people like this are consuming the oxygen on this planet. He should have his ass so thoroughly kicked that he can't stand for a week, then we'll see how funny this braying jackass thinks it is. | |||
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What a dumbass. Marriage requires respect, among other things. His doesn't have it, nor much chance at a lifelong relationship. In a few years when they've had enough of each other's shit, he'll have a constant reminder of his stupitude. "We're all travelers in this world. From the sweet grass to the packing house. Birth 'til death. We travel between the eternities." | |||
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The Stupid: he has it. He’s a window cleaner, or so the article claims. I suspect they meant window licker. ______________________________________________ “There are plenty of good reasons for fighting, but no good reason ever to hate without reservation, to imagine that God Almighty Himself hates with you, too.” | |||
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ah yes low IQ people getting lousy artwork to permanently adorn their bodies with ZERO regard to the consequences.... I can't really wish him good luck, as he'll get none [B] Against ALL enemies, foreign and DOMESTIC | |||
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Is that Bert and Ernie? | |||
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It has been my privilege to have been in relationships with several fine women over my lifetime. And any one of them would have chopped off my nutz with a serrated steak knife if I pulled this stunt. Looks like the tattoo fad has not slowed down after all. End of Earth: 2 Miles Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles | |||
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That's not even funny. Or original. Jackass is right. Speaking of Jackass, Steve O did something like that where he had his face tattooed on his back. At least he was making money doing that stupid crap, and wasn't ridiculing his wife in the process. I'm pretty sure Steve O admitted to regretting the tattoo. Or maybe not. My wife said she would burn the tattoo off of me when I slept if I did something so retarded. ~Alan Acta Non Verba NRA Life Member (Patron) God, Family, Guns, Country Men will fight and die to protect women... because women protect everything else. ~Andrew Klavan | |||
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The picture is good for a small chuckle. Making it a permanent part of his body shows a lack of functioning brain power. It’s like getting your favorite knock knock joke tattooed on your forehead. | |||
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Pretty decent artist. Year V | |||
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I'm not against tattoos, in fact I have a couple, but that's just stupid. SIGforum: For all your needs! Imagine our influence if every gun owner in America was an NRA member! Click the box>>>  | |||
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| Too old to run, too mean to quit! |
He is about 5 cents short of a nickel. My wife snores, a lot and loudly. She was so concerned that it bothered me that we now sleep in separate rooms. Elk There has never been an occasion where a people gave up their weapons in the interest of peace that didn't end in their massacre. (Louis L'Amour) "To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical. " -Thomas Jefferson "America is great because she is good. If America ceases to be good, America will cease to be great." Alexis de Tocqueville FBHO!!! The Idaho Elk Hunter | |||
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That picture makes her look like one of Jabba's children. No wonder she's pissed. Pronoun: His Royal Highness and benevolent Majesty of all he surveys 343 - Never Forget Its better to be Pavlov's dog than Schrodinger's cat There are three types of mistakes; Those you learn from, those you suffer from, and those you don't survive. | |||
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