Wife horrified after husband gets ‘ugly’ tattoo of her snoring

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December 27, 2019, 11:38 AM

Ripley

Wife horrified after husband gets ‘ugly’ tattoo of her snoring

The wife asked what I was laughing about so I showed her. She said it proves he must love her. Of course, she'd say that.

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December 27, 2019, 12:01 PM

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December 27, 2019, 12:30 PM

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quote:
Originally posted by sigmonkey:
Is he sleeping, with both eyes closed?

He’s better from here on out haha!

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December 27, 2019, 12:31 PM

.38supersig

Just... damn.

It would have made more sense if he jumped off the plans. Any altitude should do.

December 27, 2019, 12:39 PM

parabellum

Jackass fool. It pisses me off that truly stupid people like this are consuming the oxygen on this planet. He should have his ass so thoroughly kicked that he can't stand for a week, then we'll see how funny this braying jackass thinks it is.

December 27, 2019, 12:53 PM

vinnybass

What a dumbass. Marriage requires respect, among other things. His doesn't have it, nor much chance at a lifelong relationship.

In a few years when they've had enough of each other's shit, he'll have a constant reminder of his stupitude.

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December 27, 2019, 12:56 PM

P220 Smudge

The Stupid: he has it. He’s a window cleaner, or so the article claims. I suspect they meant window licker.

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December 27, 2019, 01:11 PM

nhtagmember

ah yes

low IQ people getting lousy artwork to permanently adorn their bodies with ZERO regard to the consequences....

I can't really wish him good luck, as he'll get none

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December 27, 2019, 01:14 PM

YooperSigs

It has been my privilege to have been in relationships with several fine women over my lifetime. And any one of them would have chopped off my nutz with a serrated steak knife if I pulled this stunt.
Looks like the tattoo fad has not slowed down after all.

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December 27, 2019, 01:16 PM

Balzé Halzé

That's not even funny. Or original. Jackass is right.

Speaking of Jackass, Steve O did something like that where he had his face tattooed on his back. At least he was making money doing that stupid crap, and wasn't ridiculing his wife in the process. I'm pretty sure Steve O admitted to regretting the tattoo. Or maybe not.

My wife said she would burn the tattoo off of me when I slept if I did something so retarded.

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December 27, 2019, 01:19 PM

berto

The picture is good for a small chuckle. Making it a permanent part of his body shows a lack of functioning brain power. It’s like getting your favorite knock knock joke tattooed on your forehead.

December 27, 2019, 01:37 PM

6guns

I'm not against tattoos, in fact I have a couple, but that's just stupid.

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December 27, 2019, 01:44 PM

Elk Hunter

quote:
Originally posted by smschulz:
Yeah, he is a few cents short of a dollar.

He is about 5 cents short of a nickel.

My wife snores, a lot and loudly. She was so concerned that it bothered me that we now sleep in separate rooms.

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December 27, 2019, 01:49 PM

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That picture makes her look like one of Jabba's children. No wonder she's pissed.

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