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Muzzle flash aficionado |
It can't have been very important--at least that's what I've always been told when I forget something. flashguy Texan by choice, not accident of birth | |||
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Striker in waiting |
The oil filter... don’t stab it with a screwdriver. -Rob I predict that there will be many suggestions and statements about the law made here, and some of them will be spectacularly wrong. - jhe888 A=A | |||
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Peripheral Visionary |
In case you were wondering whether there is more than one use for garlic, asked and answered. | |||
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No Compromise |
Education About Buttsecks??? I hate it when that happens. I tell you senility starts at around age 50, and doesn't let go till you're pushing up daisies. H&K-Guy | |||
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Go stand in the basement. Then you will remember... DOUG Military Police = MP = Mike Papa | |||
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Serenity now! |
Something about toenail fungus? Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice - pull down your pants and slide on the ice. ʘ ͜ʖ ʘ | |||
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Savor the limelight |
Get both. You only live once. | |||
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Nosce te ipsum |
If in doubt, more Metamucil. | |||
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-------------------------- Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. -- H L Mencken I always prefer reality when I can figure out what it is. -- JALLEN 10/18/18 | |||
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To all of you who are serving or have served our country, Thank You |
Was it about Bacon? Or were you going to tell us Do not tease the Honey Badger! | |||
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Take the risk or lose the chance |
Yes, Snakeaway really does work. ---------------------------------------- “The further a society drifts from truth, the more it will hate those who speak it.” | |||
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Too clever by half |
Whatever it was, Kegger had the answer. "We have a system that increasingly taxes work, and increasingly subsidizes non-work" - Milton Friedman | |||
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Drill Here, Drill Now |
How you could obtain my shipping address for the 1000 rounds of 6.5 Creedmoor you were fixin' to karma me? Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer. | |||
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Member |
German lessons? End of Earth: 2 Miles Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles | |||
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Crusty old curmudgeon |
Watch 'Pulp Fiction' and 'The Great Lebowski'. All of the answers are there. Jim ________________________ "If you can't be a good example, then you'll have to be a horrible warning" -Catherine Aird | |||
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Honor and Integrity |
Pancakes, Bunnies, and Bacon. Please include me in your generous karma. | |||
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It's not easy being me |
How to kill spiders or hornets?? Fire, use fire. But not too much fire, then you might burn down your house, shed, car, etc.... _______________________________________ Flammable, Inflammable, or Nonflammable....... Hell, either it Flams or it doesn't!! (George Carlin) | |||
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Slayer of Agapanthus |
You left your keys/gun in the old coat/tool drawer. "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye". The Little Prince, Antoine de Saint-Exupery, pilot and author, lost on mission, July 1944, Med Theatre. | |||
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Delusions of Adequacy |
No, there's no reliable treatment for Alzheimer's. I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm. | |||
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Muzzle flash aficionado |
Actually, I've been getting e-mails about some treatment that includes Spam® (the meat product). flashguy Texan by choice, not accident of birth | |||
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