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So, today I said to myself, I gotta ask the braintrust of SIGforum...

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https://sigforum.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/320601935/m/7250033234

October 27, 2017, 06:18 PM
flashguy
So, today I said to myself, I gotta ask the braintrust of SIGforum...
It can't have been very important--at least that's what I've always been told when I forget something.

flashguy



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October 27, 2017, 06:20 PM
BurtonRW
The oil filter... don’t stab it with a screwdriver.

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October 27, 2017, 06:31 PM
tigereye313
In case you were wondering whether there is more than one use for garlic, asked and answered.
October 27, 2017, 06:35 PM
H&K-Guy
Education About Buttsecks???

I hate it when that happens. I tell you senility starts at around age 50, and doesn't let go till you're pushing up daisies.

H&K-Guy
October 27, 2017, 06:38 PM
Mike Papa
Go stand in the basement. Then you will remember... Smile


DOUG
Military Police = MP = Mike Papa
October 27, 2017, 06:45 PM
4x5
Something about toenail fungus?


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October 27, 2017, 06:53 PM
trapper189
Get both. You only live once.
October 27, 2017, 07:02 PM
Woodman
If in doubt, more Metamucil.
October 27, 2017, 07:04 PM
newtoSig765



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October 27, 2017, 07:15 PM
Jelly
Was it about Bacon?

Or were you going to tell us Do not tease the Honey Badger!
October 27, 2017, 07:22 PM
elde
Yes, Snakeaway really does work.


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October 27, 2017, 07:48 PM
jigray3
Whatever it was, Kegger had the answer.



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October 27, 2017, 07:51 PM
tatortodd
How you could obtain my shipping address for the 1000 rounds of 6.5 Creedmoor you were fixin' to karma me? Big Grin


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October 27, 2017, 07:51 PM
YooperSigs
German lessons?


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October 27, 2017, 07:56 PM
Jimbo54
Watch 'Pulp Fiction' and 'The Great Lebowski'. All of the answers are there.

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October 27, 2017, 08:04 PM
ptruck
Pancakes, Bunnies, and Bacon. Please include me in your generous karma. Big Grin
October 27, 2017, 09:47 PM
craglawnmanor
How to kill spiders or hornets??

Fire, use fire. But not too much fire, then you might burn down your house, shed, car, etc....


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October 27, 2017, 09:56 PM
mr kablammo
You left your keys/gun in the old coat/tool drawer.


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October 28, 2017, 12:07 AM
zoom6zoom
No, there's no reliable treatment for Alzheimer's.



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October 28, 2017, 12:19 AM
flashguy
quote:
Originally posted by zoom6zoom:
No, there's no reliable treatment for Alzheimer's.
Actually, I've been getting e-mails about some treatment that includes Spam® (the meat product).

flashguy



Texan by choice, not accident of birth