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Mashed Potatoes Mystery
April 12, 2019, 11:30 AM
Skins2881Mashed Potatoes Mystery
Weird prank of some sort, can wait until they unmask the villain and we find out what the heck is going on.
Mississippi community left confused after bowls of mashed potatoes mysteriously keep appearing It's a mashed Mississippi mystery.
Jackson residents were mystified after bowls of mashed potatoes suddenly appeared on their cars, porches and mailboxes.
Jordan Lewis described the Belhaven neighborhood as a quirky one, with residents decorating road signs and putting Christmas trees in potholes.
But the probe into the puzzling potato problem is even new for them.
Lewis told WLBT-TV she spotted her first bowl of mashed potatoes on her car’s windshield.
“I walked outside yesterday morning at 7 a.m. and I got in my car and that’s when I noticed a white bowl on my windshield. It was full of rainwater. I threw it away and I was grossed out by it,” she said. “I just thought this is a harmless prank by some kids or college students in the area."
Michaela Lin said she found a bowl of mashed potatoes on her mailbox. She said some of the potato-finders have connections to Belhaven University, a local private Christian university, which may be a clue.
“So far I have realized some of the ‘victims’ of the mashed potatoes are actually staff or Belhaven students or alumni. I feel like there has to be a connection there!” Lin told WLBT-TV.
However, Sebastian Bjernegard said some residents fear there’s a more sinister message behind the potatoes.
"Some people were thinking maybe the mashed potatoes were poisoned to kill animals," he told WJTV, noting he almost stepped into a bowl of potatoes Tuesday. "I didn't taste it. I have a three-second rule, so I didn't touch it. But some people were worried."
It was not immediately clear if anyone has eaten the potatoes. News outlets reported residents have not alerted law enforcement.
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Sic Semper Tyrannis April 12, 2019, 11:52 AM
flesheatingvirusSome people have way too much time on their hands.
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April 12, 2019, 11:55 AM
HRKWell it's probably a transplanted student from up north, no self respecting crazy prankster southerner would leave bowls of mashed potatoes,
They'd leave a bowl of Grits...

April 12, 2019, 11:56 AM
RogBSounds like a college motivated prank. Reminds me of the morning we woke up and found our front yard covered in plastic forks.
Nice forks btw.
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April 12, 2019, 01:53 PM
sigmonkeyMaybe an Irish Celtic votive thing...
"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! April 12, 2019, 02:52 PM
tk13quote:
Originally posted by flesheatingvirus:
Some people have way too much time on their hands.
Maybe they used instant potatoes to save time.

April 12, 2019, 02:57 PM
Hamden106quote:
Originally posted by sigmonkey:
Maybe an Irish Celtic votive thing...
Or Idaho?
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April 12, 2019, 03:10 PM
tha1000I may or may not know the people that spent years decorating the pothole...
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April 12, 2019, 03:20 PM
Bisleyblackhawkquote:
Originally posted by HRK:
Well it's probably a transplanted student from up north, no self respecting crazy prankster southerner would leave bowls of mashed potatoes,
They'd leave a bowl of Grits...
Instant grits maybe

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April 12, 2019, 03:27 PM
YooperSigsBob Evans?
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April 12, 2019, 03:46 PM
sigmonkeyquote:
Originally posted by Hamden106:
quote:
Originally posted by sigmonkey:
Maybe an Irish Celtic votive thing...
Or Idaho?
Your promiscuity does not interest me...
"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! April 12, 2019, 03:48 PM
bigpond73Perhaps instant potato mixes cost less than TP.........

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April 12, 2019, 09:31 PM
zoom6zoomquote:
Originally posted by HRK:
Well it's probably a transplanted student from up north, no self respecting crazy prankster southerner would leave bowls of mashed potatoes,
They'd leave a bowl of Grits...
Or at least include the gravy.
I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm. April 12, 2019, 09:52 PM
kkinaMaybe someone just wants to Make America Grate Again.
April 12, 2019, 11:15 PM
newtoSig765quote:
Originally posted by Skins2881:
...News outlets reported residents have not alerted law enforcement.
Now, that's my kind of people!

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