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 _____________________________________________ I may be a bad person, but at least I use my turn signal. | ||
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Plowing straight ahead come what may |
How many times to I have to tell you...THAT is NOT how you load a dishwasher!!! ******************************************************** "we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches Making the best of what ever comes our way Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition Plowing straight ahead come what may And theres a cowboy in the jungle" Jimmy Buffet | |||
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Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world? _____________________________________________________ Sliced bread, the greatest thing since the 1911. | |||
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| Nature is full of magnificent creatures |
"Don't trust the Tdap vaccine, they said. You'll never need it, they said..." | |||
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I’m no meerkat expert, but the one on the left is a female. | |||
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Kamala Harris questions Brett Kavanaugh during the confirmation hearing. "You know, Scotland has its own martial arts. Yeah, it's called Fuck You. It's mostly just head butting and then kicking people when they're on the ground." - Charlie MacKenzie (Mike Myers in "So I Married an Axe Murderer") | |||
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| Rumors of my death are greatly exaggerated  |
Winner! Sounds like my wife. "Someday I hope to be half the man my bird-dog thinks I am." FBLM LGB! | |||
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I has not PMS. | |||
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So, does that mean a BJ is out of the question? Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark. “If in winning a race, you lose the respect of your fellow competitors, then you have won nothing” - Paul Elvstrom "The Great Dane" 1928 - 2016 | |||
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| On the wrong side of the Mobius strip  |
Nothing is wrong. I'm fine! | |||
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| It's not easy being me |
Hey, do I have a cavity in my back tooth?? ///////// And at that moment, Fred remembered why he had stopped going on blind dates a few years ago...This message has been edited. Last edited by: craglawnmanor, _______________________________________ Flammable, Inflammable, or Nonflammable....... Hell, either it Flams or it doesn't!! (George Carlin) | |||
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How's my breath? ************* MAGA | |||
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thin skin can't win |
I know, right? You only have integrity once. - imprezaguy02 | |||
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I PULLED UP MY JEANS, TIGHTENED UP MY BELT, reviewed my vocabulary AND WENT TO WORK. GRABBED THE IMPELLER and wiggled JUST FOR SHITS and grins and DAMNED IF IT DIDN'T MOVE! Safety, Situational Awareness and proficiency. Neck Ties, Hats and ammo brass, Never ,ever touch'em w/o asking first | |||
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delicately calloused |
I not has a halitosis!!!! You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier | |||
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| Donate Blood, Save a Life!  |
Good one! *** "Aut viam inveniam aut faciam (I will either find a way or make one)." -- Hannibal Barca | |||
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The 2nd guarantees the 1st |
Hell no! You cannot buy a glock! "Even if the world were perfect it wouldn't be." ... Yogi Berra | |||
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You were looking at that tramp's butt, weren't you? This space intentionally left blank. | |||
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Winner !!! Lover of the US Constitution Wile E. Coyote School of DIY Disaster | |||
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You paid WHAT for that damn gun !!! Lover of the US Constitution Wile E. Coyote School of DIY Disaster | |||
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