"we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches Making the best of what ever comes our way Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition Plowing straight ahead come what may And theres a cowboy in the jungle" Jimmy Buffet
September 26, 2018, 07:16 PM
cas
Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?
_____________________________________________________ Sliced bread, the greatest thing since the 1911.
September 26, 2018, 07:17 PM
deepocean
"Don't trust the Tdap vaccine, they said. You'll never need it, they said..."
September 26, 2018, 07:25 PM
bcereuss
I’m no meerkat expert, but the one on the left is a female.
September 26, 2018, 09:43 PM
Green Highlander
Kamala Harris questions Brett Kavanaugh during the confirmation hearing.
"You know, Scotland has its own martial arts. Yeah, it's called Fuck You. It's mostly just head butting and then kicking people when they're on the ground." - Charlie MacKenzie (Mike Myers in "So I Married an Axe Murderer")
September 27, 2018, 12:15 AM
coloradohunter44
quote:
Originally posted by Bisleyblackhawk: How many times to I have to tell you...THAT is NOT how you load a dishwasher!!!
Winner! Sounds like my wife.
"Someday I hope to be half the man my bird-dog thinks I am." looking forward to 4 years of TRUMP!
September 27, 2018, 08:06 AM
henryaz
I has not PMS.
September 27, 2018, 08:34 AM
Sailor1911
So, does that mean a BJ is out of the question?
Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark.
“If in winning a race, you lose the respect of your fellow competitors, then you have won nothing” - Paul Elvstrom "The Great Dane" 1928 - 2016
September 27, 2018, 08:56 AM
Patrick-SP2022
Nothing is wrong. I'm fine!
September 27, 2018, 10:42 AM
craglawnmanor
Hey, do I have a cavity in my back tooth??
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_______________________________________ Flammable, Inflammable, or Nonflammable....... Hell, either it Flams or it doesn't!! (George Carlin)
September 27, 2018, 11:02 AM
ChuckWall
How's my breath?
************* MAGA
September 27, 2018, 12:40 PM
Georgeair
I know, right?
You only have integrity once. - imprezaguy02
September 27, 2018, 01:21 PM
bendable
I PULLED UP MY JEANS, TIGHTENED UP MY BELT, reviewed my vocabulary AND WENT TO WORK.
GRABBED THE IMPELLER and wiggled JUST FOR SHITS and grins and DAMNED IF IT DIDN'T MOVE!
Safety, Situational Awareness and proficiency.
Neck Ties, Hats and ammo brass, Never ,ever touch'em w/o asking first
September 27, 2018, 01:24 PM
darthfuster
I not has a halitosis!!!!
You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier
September 27, 2018, 01:24 PM
StarTraveler
quote:
Originally posted by bcereuss: I’m no meerkat expert, but the one on the left is a female.
Good one!
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"Aut viam inveniam aut faciam (I will either find a way or make one)." -- Hannibal Barca
September 27, 2018, 03:35 PM
fiasconva
Hell no! You cannot buy a glock!
"Even if the world were perfect it wouldn't be." ... Yogi Berra
September 27, 2018, 03:44 PM
DrDan
You were looking at that tramp's butt, weren't you?
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September 27, 2018, 06:27 PM
wrightd
quote:
Originally posted by bcereuss: I’m no meerkat expert, but the one on the left is a female.
Winner !!!
Lover of the US Constitution Wile E. Coyote School of DIY Disaster
September 27, 2018, 06:28 PM
wrightd
You paid WHAT for that damn gun !!!
Lover of the US Constitution Wile E. Coyote School of DIY Disaster