Worlds biggest turd

July 09, 2023, 05:31 PM

Marlin Fan

Worlds biggest turd

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lloyds_Bank_coprolite

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July 09, 2023, 05:40 PM

cooger

Man there are so many jokes for this one.

Imagine being the guy that dropped and broke it. What a real crap bag.

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"Practice like you want to play in the game"

July 09, 2023, 06:06 PM

Sr_Bull

Randy Marsh commemorated this in South Park Season 11, Episode 9 (circa 2007).

Link to the YouTube Clip

July 09, 2023, 06:34 PM

229DAK

"This is the most exciting piece of excrement I've ever seen ... In its own way, it's as irreplaceable as the Crown Jewels".

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July 09, 2023, 06:58 PM

Balzé Halzé

quote:
Originally posted by old rugged cross:
2"x8"? Your shitt'in me!

I'm pretty sure I topped that last Tuesday.

~Alan

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July 09, 2023, 07:09 PM

Patrick-SP2022

It was probably bigger than 2” x 8” originally. Just like dog poop shrinks as it lays in the sun.
Pretty sure the shrinkage occurred before fossilization.

July 09, 2023, 07:18 PM

Southern Rebel

"Crocodile" Dundee : I don't mean to put down your black widow spider, but the funnelweb spider can kill a man in eight seconds, just by lookin' at him.

Southern Rebel : I don't mean to put down your Viking Poop-Master, but "The Turd-Man that lived in my dorm in college could top that without straining a hemorrhoid - and he was famous for leaving them floating for the world to admire!

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Eeewwww, don't touch it!
Here, poke at it with this stick.

July 09, 2023, 07:23 PM

Sig2340

quote:
Originally posted by parabellum:
Oddly enough, I already knew about this shit.

Well played, sir, well played indeed.

Nice is overrated

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July 09, 2023, 07:47 PM

dsiets

quote:
Originally posted by Mars_Attacks:
What does it register on the Couric scale?

Yes. Inquiring minds want to know. Lets follow the science.