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Posts: 1615 | Registered: October 30, 2010Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Peace through
superior firepower
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Oddly enough, I already knew about this shit.
 
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DJT-45/47 MAGA !!!!!

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Gloom, despair and
agony on me.
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How does one go about having their turd certified for this? Razz
 
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Man there are so many jokes for this one.

Imagine being the guy that dropped and broke it. What a real crap bag.
 
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Not really from Vienna
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Vikings were badass.
 
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"If you’re a leader, you lead the way. Not just on the easy ones; you take the tough ones too…” – MAJ Richard D. Winters (1918-2011), E Company, 2nd Battalion, 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment, 101st Airborne

"Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil... Therefore, as tongues of fire lick up straw and as dry grass sinks down in the flames, so their roots will decay and their flowers blow away like dust; for they have rejected the law of the Lord Almighty and spurned the word of the Holy One of Israel." - Isaiah 5:20,24
 
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Green grass and
high tides
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2"x8"? Your shitt'in me! Big Grin



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Randy Marsh commemorated this in South Park Season 11, Episode 9 (circa 2007).

Link to the YouTube Clip
 
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"This is the most exciting piece of excrement I've ever seen ... In its own way, it's as irreplaceable as the Crown Jewels".


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-- Mark Twain, 1902
 
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Wait, what?
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Thor’s hammer




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I’m just not that impressed by a turd 8” by 2”.
 
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Tinker Sailor Soldier Pie
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2"x8"? Your shitt'in me! Big Grin


I'm pretty sure I topped that last Tuesday.


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Posts: 31161 | Location: Elv. 7,000 feet, Utah | Registered: October 29, 2012Reply With QuoteReport This Post
On the wrong side of
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It was probably bigger than 2” x 8” originally. Just like dog poop shrinks as it lays in the sun.
Pretty sure the shrinkage occurred before fossilization.




 
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"Crocodile" Dundee : I don't mean to put down your black widow spider, but the funnelweb spider can kill a man in eight seconds, just by lookin' at him.

Southern Rebel : I don't mean to put down your Viking Poop-Master, but "The Turd-Man that lived in my dorm in college could top that without straining a hemorrhoid - and he was famous for leaving them floating for the world to admire!
 
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What does it register on the Couric scale?


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Eeewwww, don't touch it!
Here, poke at it with this stick.
 
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Step by step walk the thousand mile road
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Oddly enough, I already knew about this shit.


Well played, sir, well played indeed.





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Age Quod Agis
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Who else imagines that as the head of the ban-hammer?



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Taco Bell nuff said


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What does it register on the Couric scale?

Yes. Inquiring minds want to know. Lets follow the science.
 
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