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Came home to a passed out bum in my living room.
August 10, 2018, 06:32 PM
ZacsquatchCame home to a passed out bum in my living room.
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Trying to figure out what I want to be when I grow up
August 10, 2018, 06:34 PM
bobtheelfOh great. You know you won't be able to get rid of him for like 18 years now, right?
August 10, 2018, 06:48 PM
architectDon't forget to look around for the pot of gold!
August 10, 2018, 06:56 PM
BisleyblackhawkThat ain't right...you need to give that face a pinch and a kiss
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"we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches
Making the best of what ever comes our way
Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition
Plowing straight ahead come what may
And theres a cowboy in the jungle"
Jimmy Buffet
August 10, 2018, 07:16 PM
old rugged crossYep, that is what bums drink, that is for sure.
"Practice like you want to play in the game"
August 10, 2018, 07:19 PM
scsigsGood stuff
August 10, 2018, 07:20 PM
flashguyAbout 20 years from now, when that picture is found by his friends, he will hate you!
flashguy
Texan by choice, not accident of birth August 10, 2018, 07:24 PM
craigcpaThought you were in the Army and not the Marines.
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Just my 2¢
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Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right ♫♫♫
August 10, 2018, 07:31 PM
newtoSig765This being SigForum, I thought it would be a real bum you encountered in the living room, there have been crazier things than that on these pages.
I should have remembered, this is SigForum -- expect humor!
/No Rickroll/
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Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
-- H L Mencken
I always prefer reality when I can figure out what it is.
-- JALLEN 10/18/18
August 10, 2018, 07:31 PM
reflex/deflex 64Love it
----------The weather is here I wish you were beautiful----------
August 10, 2018, 07:36 PM
JALLENSometimes, if you keep feeding them, and play your cards right, in ten years or so, you can get them to mow your lawn, wash the car, etc., and eventually buy you a dinner now and then.
Luckily, I have enough willpower to control the driving ambition that rages within me.
When you had the votes, we did things your way. Now, we have the votes and you will be doing things our way. This lesson in political reality from Lyndon B. Johnson
"Some things are apparent. Where government moves in, community retreats, civil society disintegrates and our ability to control our own destiny atrophies. The result is: families under siege; war in the streets; unapologetic expropriation of property; the precipitous decline of the rule of law; the rapid rise of corruption; the loss of civility and the triumph of deceit. The result is a debased, debauched culture which finds moral depravity entertaining and virtue contemptible." - Justice Janice Rogers Brown August 10, 2018, 07:41 PM
thundersonThat the cutest bum I've ever seen. American that is. I've seen some pretty cute English bums in my day.
I have the heart of a lion.......and a lifetime ban from the Toronto Zoo.- Unknown August 10, 2018, 07:44 PM
wrightdThat is really funny. Very nice. That puts a smile on my face for the weekend. He should grow up with a very well developed sense of humor with you around. Excellent.
Lover of the US Constitution
Wile E. Coyote School of DIY Disaster August 10, 2018, 08:23 PM
mr kablammoLooks like his mother had sex with a Zacsquatch....
"It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye". The Little Prince, Antoine de Saint-Exupery, pilot and author, lost on mission, July 1944, Med Theatre.
August 10, 2018, 08:32 PM
Bisleyblackhawkquote:
Originally posted by JALLEN:
Sometimes, if you keep feeding them, and play your cards right, in ten years or so, you can get them to mow your lawn, wash the car, etc., and eventually buy you a dinner now and then.
And don't forget...in thirty or forty years, they might be involved in the "retirement" home you will be sent to...blackmail can be a powerful incentive
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"we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches
Making the best of what ever comes our way
Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition
Plowing straight ahead come what may
And theres a cowboy in the jungle"
Jimmy Buffet
August 10, 2018, 08:40 PM
divil
August 10, 2018, 10:36 PM
jhe888Cute
The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything. August 10, 2018, 11:45 PM
YooperSigsI once came home after a 4-12 shift to find my then girlfriends brother passed out drunk in my recliner, wearing only his skivvies and holding a guitar.
During my escorting of him off premises, it was unfortunate that he fell down a flight of stairs.
Your bum would be a keeper.
End of Earth: 2 Miles
Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles
August 11, 2018, 09:19 AM
armedprofthat is awesome.
My bum just turned 18. For HS graduation, they asked for baby pictures. I do believe, this one will be perfect for you to fulfill that request some day.
Do, Or do not. There is no try. August 11, 2018, 09:27 AM
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