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Oh great. You know you won't be able to get rid of him for like 18 years now, right?
 
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That ain't right...you need to give that face a pinch and a kiss Big Grin


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Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition
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Yep, that is what bums drink, that is for sure. Wink



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About 20 years from now, when that picture is found by his friends, he will hate you!

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This being SigForum, I thought it would be a real bum you encountered in the living room, there have been crazier things than that on these pages.

I should have remembered, this is SigForum -- expect humor! Big Grin

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Love it


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Sometimes, if you keep feeding them, and play your cards right, in ten years or so, you can get them to mow your lawn, wash the car, etc., and eventually buy you a dinner now and then.




Luckily, I have enough willpower to control the driving ambition that rages within me.

When you had the votes, we did things your way. Now, we have the votes and you will be doing things our way. This lesson in political reality from Lyndon B. Johnson

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That the cutest bum I've ever seen. American that is. I've seen some pretty cute English bums in my day.



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That is really funny. Very nice. That puts a smile on my face for the weekend. He should grow up with a very well developed sense of humor with you around. Excellent.




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Looks like his mother had sex with a Zacsquatch....


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Originally posted by JALLEN:
Sometimes, if you keep feeding them, and play your cards right, in ten years or so, you can get them to mow your lawn, wash the car, etc., and eventually buy you a dinner now and then.


And don't forget...in thirty or forty years, they might be involved in the "retirement" home you will be sent to...blackmail can be a powerful incentive Big Grin


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"we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches
Making the best of what ever comes our way
Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition
Plowing straight ahead come what may
And theres a cowboy in the jungle"
Jimmy Buffet
 
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I once came home after a 4-12 shift to find my then girlfriends brother passed out drunk in my recliner, wearing only his skivvies and holding a guitar.
During my escorting of him off premises, it was unfortunate that he fell down a flight of stairs.
Your bum would be a keeper.


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that is awesome.

My bum just turned 18. For HS graduation, they asked for baby pictures. I do believe, this one will be perfect for you to fulfill that request some day.





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Big Grin




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