Alaskan Outhouse Bear Attack

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February 19, 2021, 03:24 PM

gjgalligan

Alaskan Outhouse Bear Attack

quote:
Originally posted by phil in indy:
I guess that answers the age old question. Does a bear shit in the woods? Hell no! It uses an outhouse

Bears shit any place they want to!

Integrity is doing the right thing, even when nobody is looking.

February 19, 2021, 03:28 PM

John Steed

Never piss off a bear.

... stirred anti-clockwise.

February 19, 2021, 03:40 PM

rburg

quote:
Originally posted by tatortodd:
quote:
Originally posted by 1s1k:
I thought black bears got a lot bigger than 200lbs. Learn something new every day.
I think the reporter is the one who needs to learn something.

Don't trust the media for any factual information. They sometimes lie, but more often are just clueless.

Unhappy ammo seeker

February 19, 2021, 03:43 PM

Scoutmaster

quote:
Originally posted by honestlou:
Bit her on the butt. I'm imagining my dangly parts and not having good thoughts.

I understand 100 years ago such "parts" while sitting in an outhouse were the most common occurrence of black widow spider bites.

"Liberty lies in the hearts of men and women. When it dies there, no constitution, no law, no court can save it....While it lies there, it needs no constitution, no law, no court to save it"
- Judge Learned Hand, May 1944

February 19, 2021, 04:16 PM

Windwolf

[QUOTE]Originally posted by John Steed:
Never piss off a bear. Never piss ON a bear either!!!

February 19, 2021, 04:23 PM

H&K-Guy

Wow. That nearly dis-as-ter.

That bear definitely got behind in his work.

H&K-Guy

February 19, 2021, 04:33 PM

wcb6092

quote:
Originally posted by John Steed:
Never piss off a bear.

Never piss on a bear

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February 19, 2021, 04:54 PM

tacfoley

Brings a whole new meaning to the term 'bear-assed'.