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For those of you with fears of something crawling out of the toilet and biting you, here is a new one - Grizzly Bears!!!
Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer. | ||
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I guess that answers the age old question. Does a bear shit in the woods? Hell no! It uses an outhouse | |||
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I'd probably be grumpy too if I was napping and someone tried to take a crap on my head. "The people hate the lizards and the lizards rule the people." "Odd," said Arthur, "I thought you said it was a democracy." "I did," said Ford, "it is." "So," said Arthur, hoping he wasn't sounding ridiculously obtuse, "why don't the people get rid of the lizards?" "It honestly doesn't occur to them. They've all got the vote, so they all pretty much assume that the government they've voted in more or less approximates the government they want." "You mean they actually vote for the lizards." "Oh yes," said Ford with a shrug, "of course." "But," said Arthur, going for the big one again, "why?" "Because if they didn't vote for a lizard, then the wrong lizard might get in." | |||
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Wait, what? |
That would scare the shit out of me... “Remember to get vaccinated or a vaccinated person might get sick from a virus they got vaccinated against because you’re not vaccinated.” - author unknown | |||
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Drill Here, Drill Now |
This pervy bear crawled through shit smelling foulness I can't even imagine just to bite a woman on the bum Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer. | |||
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I see hiney nice and shiny.... ——————————————— The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Psalm 14:1 | |||
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Fighting the good fight |
This is why I'm happy to live in a temperate climate. In the tropics, you have to worry about toilet snakes. In the arctic, you apparently have to worry about toilet bears. Here, you only have to worry about toilet spiders. | |||
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I thought black bears got a lot bigger than 200lbs. Learn something new every day. | |||
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For the win. P229 | |||
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I think the reporter is the one who needs to learn something. 200 lbs would be an average black bear in Alaska. The attack took place in a coastal area so it's likely ample salmon supply which means big bruins. Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer. | |||
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I was camping on 112 in Lincoln NH years back and someone had left some fast food remains in one of the port-o-lets in the camp parking lot. A black bear tipped over the port-o-let while attempting to get in. It ended up looking like a Smurf-bear in the news the next day. | |||
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Jack of All Trades, Master of Nothing |
t may have been a black bear before the incident, but I'm sure it's a brown bear now. My daughter can deflate your daughter's soccer ball. | |||
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I can't tell if I'm tired, or just lazy |
That was the 'Charmin' bear surveying toilet paper usage. _____________________________ "The problems we face today exist because the people who work for a living are outnumbered by those who vote for a living." "Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety" Benjamin Franklin | |||
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No, not like Bill Clinton |
Hey Bear, does poop stick to your fur? | |||
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If sbe d seen the tracks in the snow, sbe d a known somekind of trouble was bruin. ____________________ | |||
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So now, to be safe, got to carry a 12 GA Shockwave and a roll of Charmin when visiting the half-moon house. | |||
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Yeah, that M14 video guy... |
That must have been one hungry-ass-bear to go eatin' bare-ass like that. Owner, TonyBen, LLC, Type-07 FFL www.tonybenm14.com (Site under construction). e-mail: tonyben@tonybenm14.com | |||
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Smarter than the average bear |
Bit her on the butt. I'm imagining my dangly parts and not having good thoughts. | |||
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Back, and to the left |
Me neither. It was probably fortunate that it was a woman cuz it might not be a butt that wound up bit. Yikes! | |||
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Sometimes you get the bear. Other times the bear gets you. End of Earth: 2 Miles Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles | |||
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