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This is a story of self control and marksmanship. A woman survived a GRIZZLY bear attack with ONE well placed shot from her itsy bitsy .25 caliber Beretta Jetfire. These are her own words: ”While out hiking in Missoula, Montana with my boyfriend, we were surprised when a huge grizzly bear came charging at us out of nowhere. She must have been protecting her cubs because she was extremely aggressive. If I had not had my little Beretta Jetfire I would not be here today! I yanked it out of my purse and fired one shot. It hit my boyfriend in his kneecap and the bear caught him easily. While the grizzly mauled the poor cripple, I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace. I love that pistol. I'll find other boyfriends”. Not at all what you expected?  | ||
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| Bookers Bourbon and a good cigar  |
Excellent!  If you're goin' through hell, keep on going. Don't slow down. If you're scared don't show it. You might get out before the devil even knows you're there. NRA ENDOWMENT LIFE MEMBER | |||
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exactly what I expected! | |||
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| 10mm is The Boom of Doom  |
Got me. God Bless and Protect the Once and Future President, Donald John Trump. | |||
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Membership has its privileges |
Niech Zyje P-220 Steve | |||
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I thought the bear attacked her with its .25 ACP. ____________________ | |||
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I misunderstood the title as; grizzly bear with a .25ACP attacks woman, who survives. My first though was, why would a grizzly bear carry something so small? | |||
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Just now trying to get the fish hook out of my mouth. Got me! Silent | |||
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Seeker of Clarity |
And of course a bear armed only with a .25acp would be unable to kill the woman. Survival was guaranteed!  | |||
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| SF Jake |
If that chicks story gets out she will NEVER find another boyfriend! No way...not happening ________________________ Those who trade liberty for security have neither | |||
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Web Clavin Extraordinaire |
This is hilarious both ways, the misplaced modifier title and the content of the joke. I laughed! ---------------------------- Chuck Norris put the laughter in "manslaughter" Educating the youth of America, one declension at a time. | |||
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I knew this was fake. Bears never carry anything that small.  Thanks for the laugh, az478! . | |||
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THE SIGGUY |
OMG! you really got me !! -------------------------------------------------------2/28/2015 ~ Rest in peace Dad. Lt Commander E.G.E. USN Love you. | |||
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| chickenshit |
Stolen! You got me! ____________________________ Yes, Para does appreciate humor. | |||
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DOH! 'veritas non verba magistri' | |||
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Living my life my way |
Got me too | |||
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Mensch |
It's not what you shoot, it's how you shoot. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Yidn, shreibt un fershreibt" "The Nazis entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to bomb everyone else, and nobody was going to bomb them. At Rotterdam, London, Warsaw and half a hundred other places, they put their rather naive theory into operation. They sowed the wind, and now they are going to reap the whirlwind." -Bomber Harris | |||
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Yeah, that M14 video guy... |
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Yes another vote for shot placement. .......................... drill sgt. | |||
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Plowing straight ahead come what may |
Like benny6’s post...hook, line and sinker ******************************************************** "we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches Making the best of what ever comes our way Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition Plowing straight ahead come what may And theres a cowboy in the jungle" Jimmy Buffet | |||
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