This is a story of self control and marksmanship. A woman survived a GRIZZLY bear attack with ONE well placed shot from her itsy bitsy .25 caliber Beretta Jetfire.

These are her own words:

”While out hiking in Missoula, Montana with my boyfriend, we were surprised when a huge grizzly bear came charging at us out of nowhere. She must have been protecting her cubs because she was extremely aggressive. If I had not had my little Beretta Jetfire I would not be here today!

I yanked it out of my purse and fired one shot. It hit my boyfriend in his kneecap and the bear caught him easily. While the grizzly mauled the poor cripple, I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace. I love that pistol. I'll find other boyfriends”.

Not at all what you expected?

Excellent!

exactly what I expected!

Got me.

I thought the bear attacked her with its .25 ACP.

I misunderstood the title as; grizzly bear with a .25ACP attacks woman, who survives. My first though was, why would a grizzly bear carry something so small?

Just now trying to get the fish hook out of my mouth. Got me!

Silent

And of course a bear armed only with a .25acp would be unable to kill the woman. Survival was guaranteed!

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I'll find other boyfriends”.

If that chicks story gets out she will NEVER find another boyfriend! No way...not happening

This is hilarious both ways, the misplaced modifier title and the content of the joke.

I laughed!

I knew this was fake. Bears never carry anything that small.




Thanks for the laugh, az478!



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OMG! you really got me !!

Stolen! You got me!

DOH!

Got me too

It's not what you shoot, it's how you shoot.

Yes another vote for shot placement. .......................... drill sgt.

Like benny6’s post...hook, line and sinker