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Woman survives Grizzly Bear attack with a .25acp

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October 14, 2020, 05:54 PM
az4783054
Woman survives Grizzly Bear attack with a .25acp
This is a story of self control and marksmanship. A woman survived a GRIZZLY bear attack with ONE well placed shot from her itsy bitsy .25 caliber Beretta Jetfire.

These are her own words:

”While out hiking in Missoula, Montana with my boyfriend, we were surprised when a huge grizzly bear came charging at us out of nowhere. She must have been protecting her cubs because she was extremely aggressive. If I had not had my little Beretta Jetfire I would not be here today!

I yanked it out of my purse and fired one shot. It hit my boyfriend in his kneecap and the bear caught him easily. While the grizzly mauled the poor cripple, I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace. I love that pistol. I'll find other boyfriends”.

Not at all what you expected? Big Grin
October 14, 2020, 06:00 PM
Johnny 3eagles
Excellent! Smile





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October 14, 2020, 06:15 PM
Ronin101
exactly what I expected!
October 14, 2020, 06:17 PM
Fenris
Got me.




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October 14, 2020, 06:19 PM
P-220
Big Grin


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Steve
October 14, 2020, 06:45 PM
RichardC
I thought the bear attacked her with its .25 ACP.


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October 14, 2020, 06:49 PM
phydough
I misunderstood the title as; grizzly bear with a .25ACP attacks woman, who survives. My first though was, why would a grizzly bear carry something so small?
October 14, 2020, 07:03 PM
Silent
Just now trying to get the fish hook out of my mouth. Got me!

Silent
October 14, 2020, 07:03 PM
r0gue
And of course a bear armed only with a .25acp would be unable to kill the woman. Survival was guaranteed!




October 14, 2020, 08:14 PM
cgode
quote:
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I'll find other boyfriends”.
Big Grin



If that chicks story gets out she will NEVER find another boyfriend! No way...not happening Big Grin


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October 14, 2020, 08:15 PM
Oat_Action_Man
This is hilarious both ways, the misplaced modifier title and the content of the joke.

I laughed!


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October 14, 2020, 09:29 PM
TigerDore
I knew this was fake. Bears never carry anything that small.




Thanks for the laugh, az478!



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October 14, 2020, 09:47 PM
SIGGUY (THE 1ST)
OMG! you really got me !!


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October 15, 2020, 06:13 AM
rsbolo
Stolen! You got me!


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October 15, 2020, 08:00 AM
Dzozer
DOH! Big Grin



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October 15, 2020, 08:13 AM
molachi
Got me too
October 15, 2020, 09:08 AM
kz1000
It's not what you shoot, it's how you shoot.


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October 15, 2020, 12:22 PM
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October 15, 2020, 02:18 PM
drill sgt
Yes another vote for shot placement. .......................... drill sgt.
October 15, 2020, 04:22 PM
Bisleyblackhawk
Like benny6’s post...hook, line and sinker Big Grin


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