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Old Yom Kippur Joke

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September 21, 2026, 12:13 PM
kz1000
Old Yom Kippur Joke
My dad told me this one years ago:

When someone talks about blowing the Shofar, the only way to reply is: "So who's gonna drive the limousine?"

Still cracks me up.


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"Yidn, shreibt un fershreibt"

"The Nazis entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to bomb everyone else, and nobody was going to bomb them. At Rotterdam, London, Warsaw and half a hundred other places, they put their rather naive theory into operation. They sowed the wind, and now they are going to reap the whirlwind."
-Bomber Harris
September 21, 2026, 05:30 PM
Cookster
LOL!

Good thing I did not know that joke back in my Hebrew School / synagogue days as I would probably have gotten in big trouble for telling it!!

That Mrs. Abromowitz didn’t take any shit!


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