SIGforum.com    Main Page  Hop To Forum Categories  The Lounge    Old Yom Kippur Joke
Go
New
Find
Notify
Tools
Reply
  
Old Yom Kippur Joke Login/Join 
Mensch
Picture of kz1000
posted
My dad told me this one years ago:

When someone talks about blowing the Shofar, the only way to reply is: "So who's gonna drive the limousine?"

Still cracks me up.


------------------------------------------------------------------------
"Yidn, shreibt un fershreibt"

"The Nazis entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to bomb everyone else, and nobody was going to bomb them. At Rotterdam, London, Warsaw and half a hundred other places, they put their rather naive theory into operation. They sowed the wind, and now they are going to reap the whirlwind."
-Bomber Harris
 
Posts: 16238 | Location: Ivorydale | Registered: January 21, 2005Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Member
posted Hide Post
LOL!

Good thing I did not know that joke back in my Hebrew School / synagogue days as I would probably have gotten in big trouble for telling it!!

That Mrs. Abromowitz didn’t take any shit!


__________
"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."
 
Posts: 4143 | Location: Lehigh Valley, PA | Registered: March 27, 2007Reply With QuoteReport This Post
  Powered by Social Strata  
 

SIGforum.com    Main Page  Hop To Forum Categories  The Lounge    Old Yom Kippur Joke

© SIGforum 2026