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October 28, 2022, 08:25 AM
Z06
A Friday joke
A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender said:

"Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible."

"What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine."

"What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."

"Well," said the pirate, "We were in a battle, and I got hit with a cannonball, but I'm fine now."

The bartender replied, "Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?"

The pirate explained, "We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook but I'm fine, really."

"What about that eye patch?"

"Oh," said the pirate, "One day we were at sea, and a flock of birds flew over I looked up, and one of them crapped in my eye!"

"You're kidding," said the bartender. "You couldn't lose an eye just from bird crap!"

"It was my first day with the hook."


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October 28, 2022, 09:06 AM
Rey HRH
I didn't see that coming.


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October 28, 2022, 09:08 AM
SIGnified
That’s funny and I’m gonna borrow it if you don’t mind…


However, as someone who lives near salt water, seagull poop can certainly destroy your eyeball!




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October 28, 2022, 09:50 AM
LS1 GTO
quote:
Originally posted by Rey HRH:
I didn't see that coming.


Just hop right over and you’ll get hooked by them pirate jokes.





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October 28, 2022, 09:53 AM
adobesig
Big Grin
October 28, 2022, 12:40 PM
Powers77
quote:
Originally posted by Rey HRH:
I didn't see that coming.

The pirate didn't either.
October 28, 2022, 02:02 PM
Warhorse
quote:
Originally posted by Powers77:
quote:
Originally posted by Rey HRH:
I didn't see that coming.

The pirate didn't either.

Big Grin


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October 28, 2022, 02:04 PM
OKCGene
Pirate walks into a bar.

Bartender asks Hey Mr Pirate, did you know you’ve got a steering stuck down in your pants?

Pirate replies Aaaaarrrrggghhh yes and it’s driving me nuts!
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October 28, 2022, 02:09 PM
bcereuss
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
October 28, 2022, 02:11 PM
Krazeehorse
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


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October 28, 2022, 02:12 PM
bcereuss
No!!

The “C!”

Wink
October 28, 2022, 04:11 PM
whanson_wi
Joke stolen and posted. Smile


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October 28, 2022, 11:16 PM
Rightwire
The bartender was a sight for sore eye



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October 28, 2022, 11:58 PM
400m
The Mrs. liked that one.