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Jill was humping his leg. Self defense. "Fixed fortifications are monuments to mans stupidity" - George S. Patton | |||
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Dummy shot himself in the ass... Story here. Any dog can be a Guide Dog if you don't care where you're going. NRA ENDOWMENT LIFE MEMBER | |||
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He will be the "butt" of all jokes in the office. _________________________________________________________________________ “A man’s treatment of a dog is no indication of the man’s nature, but his treatment of a cat is. It is the crucial test. None but the humane treat a cat well.” -- Mark Twain, 1902 | |||
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Evidently a relatively new agent. Forgot his cell phone. Went back to the car to get it. While he was retrieving the cell phone, the pistol fell out of the holster. Shot himself in the ass while trying to re-holster in a hurry. Total cluster-fuck. הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים | |||
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What kind of gymnastics were going on here, and what kind of holster is a SS agent using that allows a handgun to "fall out" during said gymnastics? | |||
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Shoulder holster with un-snapped thumb break. Bend over, gun falls out. I've seen it, in person (not me), twice. Once, guy dropped something on the floor in a crowded restaurant. Bent over to pick it up, gun falls out on the floor in front of everyone. We switched to concealment belt holsters the next day. Any dog can be a Guide Dog if you don't care where you're going. NRA ENDOWMENT LIFE MEMBER | |||
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So then how did he take a round to his ass when reholstering? | |||
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I have no freaking idea. How do you drop your gun out of a belt holster? Handstands? Any dog can be a Guide Dog if you don't care where you're going. NRA ENDOWMENT LIFE MEMBER | |||
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I remember being in a training class once sitting directly behind a guy who liked to use a shoulder holster. He took his jacket off and I could not stop staring at the barrel of his gun starring right at me. I switched seats. NRA Benefactor Life Member | |||
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What kind of holster was he using that his gun just fell out? I can not believe the issued holster would allow a gun to simply fall out. _____________________________________ Because in the end, you won’t remember the time you spent working in the office or mowing your lawn. Climb that goddamn mountain. Jack Kerouac | |||
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Sonny Crocket | |||
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I met guy once who shot himself in the leg at his own wedding. Worse, it was while he was sitting on the toilet. No doubt fooling around with his gun. That will change honeymoon plans….. You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier | |||
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Sounds like a poorly concocted BS story. In this day and age NOBODY forgets there cell phone. Even if you did why would the agent think he could just abandon his post and run off to get it. I hope it was one of Joe's DEI hires. Agent should be fired! No place for fools at that level. | |||
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Could it be it was his gun that was left behind and he ran back to get it? My first thought after reading the story | |||
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If you don't know how to do something, you can probably find a youtube video that shows you how: | |||
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I might do the same thing myself if I got that detail. | |||
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Yesterday, I went for a long motorcyle ride to the not so LGS, and left mine home. Second time in a week. Maybe you just need a little more age onThis message has been edited. Last edited by: RichardC, | |||
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| Like a party in your pants |
At almost 75 the last thing I need is more age on me. | |||
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Safety tip for today: Try not to shoot yourself. End of Earth: 2 Miles Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles | |||
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