Any dog can be a Guide Dog if you don't care where you're going.
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March 28, 2026, 09:04 AM
229DAK
He will be the "butt" of all jokes in the office.
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March 28, 2026, 09:30 AM
V-Tail
Evidently a relatively new agent. Forgot his cell phone. Went back to the car to get it. While he was retrieving the cell phone, the pistol fell out of the holster. Shot himself in the ass while trying to re-holster in a hurry. Total cluster-fuck.
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March 28, 2026, 09:32 AM
a1abdj
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his pistol fell out of the holster and was lying on the seat. He grabbed his pistol quickly and negligently fired it as he was trying to put it back in the holster.
What kind of gymnastics were going on here, and what kind of holster is a SS agent using that allows a handgun to "fall out" during said gymnastics?
Shoulder holster with un-snapped thumb break. Bend over, gun falls out. I've seen it, in person (not me), twice. Once, guy dropped something on the floor in a crowded restaurant. Bent over to pick it up, gun falls out on the floor in front of everyone. We switched to concealment belt holsters the next day.
Any dog can be a Guide Dog if you don't care where you're going.
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March 28, 2026, 09:44 AM
a1abdj
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Shoulder holster with un-snapped thumb break.
So then how did he take a round to his ass when reholstering?
I have no freaking idea. How do you drop your gun out of a belt holster? Handstands?
Any dog can be a Guide Dog if you don't care where you're going.
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March 28, 2026, 10:55 AM
StorminNormin
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Originally posted by Johnny 3eagles: Shoulder holster with un-snapped thumb break. Bend over, gun falls out. I've seen it, in person (not me), twice. Once, guy dropped something on the floor in a crowded restaurant. Bent over to pick it up, gun falls out on the floor in front of everyone. We switched to concealment belt holsters the next day.
I remember being in a training class once sitting directly behind a guy who liked to use a shoulder holster. He took his jacket off and I could not stop staring at the barrel of his gun starring right at me. I switched seats.
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March 28, 2026, 11:14 AM
comet24
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Originally posted by V-Tail: Evidently a relatively new agent. Forgot his cell phone. Went back to the car to get it. While he was retrieving the cell phone, the pistol fell out of the holster. Shot himself in the ass while trying to re-holster in a hurry. Total cluster-fuck.
What kind of holster was he using that his gun just fell out? I can not believe the issued holster would allow a gun to simply fall out.
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March 28, 2026, 12:03 PM
corsair
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Originally posted by StorminNormin:
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Originally posted by Johnny 3eagles: Shoulder holster with un-snapped thumb break. Bend over, gun falls out. I've seen it, in person (not me), twice. Once, guy dropped something on the floor in a crowded restaurant. Bent over to pick it up, gun falls out on the floor in front of everyone. We switched to concealment belt holsters the next day.
I remember being in a training class once sitting directly behind a guy who liked to use a shoulder holster. He took his jacket off and I could not stop staring at the barrel of his gun starring right at me. I switched seats.
Sonny Crocket
March 28, 2026, 03:18 PM
darthfuster
I met guy once who shot himself in the leg at his own wedding. Worse, it was while he was sitting on the toilet. No doubt fooling around with his gun. That will change honeymoon plans…..
You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier
March 28, 2026, 05:54 PM
armored
Sounds like a poorly concocted BS story. In this day and age NOBODY forgets there cell phone. Even if you did why would the agent think he could just abandon his post and run off to get it. I hope it was one of Joe's DEI hires. Agent should be fired! No place for fools at that level.
March 28, 2026, 05:58 PM
dsiets
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Originally posted by armored: Sounds like a poorly concocted BS story. In this day and age NOBODY forgets there cell phone. Even if you did why would the agent think he could just abandon his post and run off to get it. I hope it was one of Joe's DEI hires. Agent should be fired! No place for fools at that level.
Could it be it was his gun that was left behind and he ran back to get it? My first thought after reading the story
March 28, 2026, 07:06 PM
trapper189
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Originally posted by Johnny 3eagles: I have no freaking idea. How do you drop your gun out of a belt holster? Handstands?
If you don't know how to do something, you can probably find a youtube video that shows you how:
March 29, 2026, 04:41 AM
patw
I might do the same thing myself if I got that detail.
March 29, 2026, 05:49 AM
RichardC
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Originally posted by armored:
In this day and age NOBODY forgets there cell phone.
Yesterday, I went for a long motorcyle ride to the not so LGS, and left mine home. Second time in a week. Maybe you just need a little more age onThis message has been edited. Last edited by: RichardC,
March 29, 2026, 06:19 PM
armored
At almost 75 the last thing I need is more age on me.
