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Spread the Disease |
Neither did I, until it was taking up space in my garage.    ________________________________________ -- Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past me I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain. -- | ||
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Nope, but now I do. You worried about the trucker strikes and got the cookie thing taken care of? | |||
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| Conveniently located directly above the center of the Earth  |
....are these 'emergency survival cookies' or is the local girl scout troop celebrating their Big Sale Event? | |||
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| Spread the Disease |
Hell, there isn't enough insulin in the US for these to be mine. My wife is the troop leader; these are the entire troop's stock for sale. ________________________________________ -- Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past me I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain. -- | |||
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All I see is $1500 in Thin Mints  | |||
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The Unmanned Writer |
Not enough Thin Mints. Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. "If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own... | |||
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| So let it be written, so let it be done...  |
Yikes! Its interesting though - some of the cookies you have look the same as the ones here locally but are named differently. The Tagalongs are called Peanut Butter Patties - the Trefoils are called Shortbread - the Samoa's, Carmel Delights. 'veritas non verba magistri' | |||
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| Edge seeking Sharp blade! |
That's good enough for me. | |||
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Itchy was taken |
We wants the address, don't we precioussssss! _________________ This space left intentionally blank. | |||
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So how many calories does that convert to? ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ | |||
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| Uppity Helot |
I just took a metformin after viewing that ! | |||
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Military Arms Collector |
Not sure what you're doing with that much cookies but consider the quantities involved you might want to store them in a way so that they're not sitting directly on the floor (such as set them on a shelf or pallet...), juuust in case the local food safety authorities somehow caught wind of this... | |||
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| half-genius, half-wit |
Of all the things I've never wondered about in my life, that one certainly takes the biscuit. It truly makes me wonder what else I've never wondered about, and that's giving me cause for some concern. What if some of the things I've never wondered about are actually important? | |||
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I'll take ALL of the Do Si Do's. Do you offer free Shipping? | |||
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| Was that you or the dog?  |
Like the Octoberfest version of cookie hoarding. ___________________________ "Opinions vary" -Dalton | |||
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Have you tried the thin mints lately?  The flavor and texture have changed......more "grahamcracker-like" in texture, diff flavor. They are dead to me.............. "No matter where you go - there you are" | |||
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Domari Nolo |
Not enough Samoas. | |||
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Step by step walk the thousand mile road |
Cookie parents for seventy pou...... I mean seven years. Nice is overrated "It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government." Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018 | |||
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| No, not like Bill Clinton  |
One year I just went on and ordered $2000 worth of cookies from my daughter, she was going to be the cookie sales champion. I had a buddy that managed an Advance Auto and he let us set up for a couple of Saturdays. We sold them all Came time to pay up and my now ex wife had spent all of the money Reason number 4367 why I traded her in for the Deluxe Luxury Model | |||
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semi-reformed sailor |
Not enough thin mints…those are rookie numbers "Violence, naked force, has settled more issues in history than has any other factor.” Robert A. Heinlein “You may beat me, but you will never win.” sigmonkey-2020 “A single round of buckshot to the torso almost always results in an immediate change of behavior.” Chris Baker | |||
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