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When I was a boy, we kept chickens. For eggs and chicken-every-Sunday.

I used to “hypnotize” chickens. Lay one flat on its back, stroke its head, and it would go to sleep in about a minute. It would then be a couple of minutes before it would wake up. Odd, but true!

Most often I did it just for fun, but also to make it easy to chop its head off. Handy skill!



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I briefly dated a vegan who could hypnotize a chicken.
 
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When I was a boy, we kept chickens. For eggs and chicken-every-Sunday.

I used to “hypnotize” chickens. Lay one flat on its back, stroke its head, and it would go to sleep in about a minute. It would then be a couple of minutes before it would wake up. Odd, but true!



Most often I did it just for fun, but also to make it easy to chop its head off. Handy skill!



How do you keep it still long enough to put it on it's back?


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How do you keep it still long enough to put it on it's back?

It was no problem – the chickens were used to me. I fed them and collected eggs. They were calm when I picked them up.

This thread was prompted by an article I read that said chickens could recognize human faces, and they clearly recognized me.



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How do you keep it still long enough to put it on it's back?

It was no problem – the chickens were used to me. I fed them and collected eggs. They were calm when I picked them up.

This thread was prompted by an article I read that said chickens could recognize human faces, and they clearly recognized me.
So the ones whose head you chopped off weren't squawking to their buddies?
 
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We do that to our pet rabbits sometimes when we want to trim their nails if they do not cooperate and call it trancing.
http://www.mybunnies.com/trance.htm
 
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Yes, but did it a different way. Push their neck down against the ground and draw a line in the sand running out away from their beak about a foot. Repeat that several times and they are glued to looking at the line. Plenty of time to go get the hatchet or whatnot.



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Hmm...wish I’d known that when I was growing up. Had more than one chicken run around with a half-chopped of head due to their wriggling.

Gators do that too. Lay them on their back and they go to sleep.




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Say what now??

Can you get one to climb into a bucket?
Maybe get one to cluck like a human? Smile


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Tucking their head under their wing puts them out as well.



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Never got that cozy with a chicken. My first job on the farm that I recall at about age 5 was holding the chicken on the stump while my Mom swung the axe. That experience probably influenced my choice of careers later in life....


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I used to “hypnotize” chickens.


Is that what they called it when you were a kid? Big Grin


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Gators do that too. Lay them on their back and they go to sleep.


Sometimes I feel pretty bold, but I'm not about to try that!




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Tucking their head under their wing puts them out as well.

I learned to do that in South America. One of the local men would tuck the chicken's head under its wing, then pick the chicken up and waive it around in a vertical circular motion, like an "O", and then set it down. It would just stay there immobilized for quite a while. When I tried it, it worked like a charm.



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How do you keep it still long enough to put it on it's back?


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Animal folks call this a tonic state or tonic immobility.
There’s a fellow in Jupiter, FL I’ve watched do this to sharks. He then removes fishing hooks.


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The head under the wing and wave them around method is the way that guys that run canned pheasant hunts plant the birds in the field before the hunters come along a while later.


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Gators do that too. Lay them on their back and they go to sleep.


I'll take your word for that. Razz


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