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https://www.foxnews.com/world/...lion-in-south-africa

We have seen this type of story before. Looks like this happened last week. Justice served.
 
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Payback’s a bitch.
 
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The way of the sinner is hard. Game set match.
 
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The lions probably got indigestion from eating that piece of shit.


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Looks like a great way to get rid of evidence. That Poacher was warned to not return..... Or maybe I've been reading to many murder books.
 
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A hippopotamus at the watering hole next door was interviewed, but "didn't see nothing."

"Yeah, normally I'd have been sitting out on a nice night like that, but I was watching Daktari reruns inside. With the volume REAL loud. So I didn't hear the poacher getting stomped and eaten, if that's even what happened."
 
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He got exactly what he deserved.


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"'Indications found at the scene suggested that a pride of lions had devoured the remains leaving only a human skull and a pair of pants,' a national parks statement said.

His identity has not been released."

I can't imagine why.... Roll Eyes


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His identity has not been released

From the lions intestines...




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Stamp out poaching!
 
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It takes a special kind of piece of shit to poach or legally kill a rhino or an elephant IMO. Good riddance buddy.
 
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Elephant 1: (squish) Eeeeew!
Elephant 2: What happened?
Elephant 1: (goes to tall grass to wipe poacher off of foot and comes back) Nothing.
Elephant 2: Do you smell that?
Elephant 1: (blushes) I don't smell anything. Lets go cool off in the river.

Lion 1: Well that was easy.
Lion 2: A soft snack in a plain blue wrapper.
Lion 1: I know. There were no antlers, horns, hooves, or anything.
Lion 2: Lets find another one.

Rhino: (sleeping)



 
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Damn! "These aren't my pants." didn't work for him either.*s*



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I knew a guy from Africa.

We think of lions differently than the locals who livr near them Smile

To those who live out in the sticks, an adult male lion is a demon! The kind of thing we watch in horror movies. They are completely terrified of them.

I love the internet posts by tough guys "my --insert dog breed here-- was bred to hunt lions!" Yes sir, the same way cheese is used to hunt mice.

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