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Suspected rhino poacher trampled by elephant, eaten by lions, South Africa park officials say
April 07, 2019, 07:24 AM
Ironmike57Suspected rhino poacher trampled by elephant, eaten by lions, South Africa park officials say
https://www.foxnews.com/world/...lion-in-south-africaWe have seen this type of story before. Looks like this happened last week. Justice served.
April 07, 2019, 07:37 AM
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April 07, 2019, 07:46 AM
kz1000K A R M A
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April 07, 2019, 08:13 AM
gearhoundsHakuna matata
“Remember to get vaccinated or a vaccinated person might get sick from a virus they got vaccinated against because you’re not vaccinated.” - author unknown April 07, 2019, 08:20 AM
MuddflapPayback’s a bitch.
April 07, 2019, 08:27 AM
SportshooterThe way of the sinner is hard. Game set match.
April 07, 2019, 08:52 AM
Rightwirequote:
Originally posted by Muddflap:
Payback’s a bitch.
And her stripper name is Karma
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There are three types of mistakes; Those you learn from, those you suffer from, and those you don't survive. April 07, 2019, 08:59 AM
dave7378The lions probably got indigestion from eating that piece of shit.
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April 07, 2019, 09:25 AM
Fla. JimLooks like a great way to get rid of evidence. That Poacher was warned to not return..... Or maybe I've been reading to many murder books.
April 07, 2019, 10:30 AM
DennisMA hippopotamus at the watering hole next door was interviewed, but "didn't see nothing."
"Yeah, normally I'd have been sitting out on a nice night like that, but I was watching Daktari reruns inside. With the volume REAL loud. So I didn't hear the poacher getting stomped and eaten, if that's even what happened."
April 07, 2019, 11:09 AM
whododat"This thread is worthless without pics"
would def apply here!
He got exactly what he deserved.
Because son, it is what you are supposed to do.
April 07, 2019, 11:32 AM
Lord VaalicJust a skull and pants.... Lol.
Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day April 07, 2019, 11:37 AM
229DAK"'Indications found at the scene suggested that a pride of lions had devoured the remains leaving only a human skull and a pair of pants,' a national parks statement said.
His identity has not been released."
I can't imagine why....
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April 07, 2019, 11:41 AM
gearhoundsquote:
His identity has not been released
From the lions intestines...
“Remember to get vaccinated or a vaccinated person might get sick from a virus they got vaccinated against because you’re not vaccinated.” - author unknown April 07, 2019, 11:58 AM
FredwardStamp out poaching!
April 07, 2019, 12:43 PM
lunchboxIt takes a special kind of piece of shit to poach or legally kill a rhino or an elephant IMO. Good riddance buddy.
April 07, 2019, 02:35 PM
.38supersigElephant 1: (squish) Eeeeew!
Elephant 2: What happened?
Elephant 1: (goes to tall grass to wipe poacher off of foot and comes back) Nothing.
Elephant 2: Do you smell that?
Elephant 1: (blushes) I don't smell anything. Lets go cool off in the river.
Lion 1: Well that was easy.
Lion 2: A soft snack in a plain blue wrapper.
Lion 1: I know. There were no antlers, horns, hooves, or anything.
Lion 2: Lets find another one.
Rhino: (sleeping)
April 07, 2019, 03:45 PM
fiasconvaDamn! "These aren't my pants." didn't work for him either.*s*
"Even if the world were perfect it wouldn't be." ... Yogi Berra April 07, 2019, 03:51 PM
az4783054I love stories with a happy ending...and justice.
I'm retired and owe no one an apology for my personal opinions.
April 07, 2019, 04:50 PM
Ken226I knew a guy from Africa.
We think of lions differently than the locals who livr near them
To those who live out in the sticks, an adult male lion is a demon! The kind of thing we watch in horror movies. They are completely terrified of them.
I love the internet posts by tough guys "my --insert dog breed here-- was bred to hunt lions!" Yes sir, the same way cheese is used to hunt mice.
Man vs Lion is the equivelent of Man vs Tractor!