Confucius say: Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding bag
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July 22, 2019, 03:28 PM
BigSwede
He might have to dig around in the sand to find his cojones
July 22, 2019, 03:30 PM
BamaJeepster
The old Mark Twain quote about mules also comes to mind:
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There is nothing to be learned from the second kick of a mule.
“Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.” - John Adams
July 22, 2019, 03:31 PM
darthfuster
Kicked him right in the thong!
You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier
July 22, 2019, 03:47 PM
ensigmatic
Jebus, that was a st00pid thing to do.
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July 22, 2019, 04:12 PM
PowerSurge
I don’t know what’s worse. The kick in the berries or the thong.
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July 22, 2019, 04:17 PM
badcopnodonut!!
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Originally posted by PowerSurge: I don’t know what’s worse. The kick in the berries or the thong.
Yes, he’s earned a kick to the man bits based on the swimwear alone.
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July 22, 2019, 04:34 PM
bigdeal
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Originally posted by badcopnodonut!!:
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Originally posted by PowerSurge: I don’t know what’s worse. The kick in the berries or the thong.
Yes, he’s earned a kick to the man bits based on the swimwear alone.
^^^This. And the horse was sending all the signals necessary to let him know to F-Off, yet the man in the weenie wrapper wasn't paying attention.
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July 22, 2019, 04:41 PM
HRK
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^^^This. And the horse was sending all the signals necessary to let him know to F-Off, yet the man in the weenie wrapper wasn't paying attention.
along with the 50-11 signs that say
Do NOT touch the horses....
July 22, 2019, 04:47 PM
RichardC
ATGATT!
I always wear one of these in my Speedo when I ignore the warning signs and pet obviously annoyed wild horses from behind.
( P.S., you're supposed to wear it in the front, so all the beach girls smile. Not in the back, cuz they'll donkey-bray. Don't ask …)
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July 22, 2019, 05:02 PM
darthfuster
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Originally posted by RichardC: ATGATT!
I always wear one of these in my Speedo when I ignore the warning signs and pet obviously annoyed wild horses from behind.
( P.S., you're supposed to wear it in the front, so all the beach girls smile. Not in the back, cuz they'll donkey-bray. Don't ask …)
Hmm. I wear a foil wrapped cucumber in my Speedo..........Clears even the densest of crowds.
You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier
July 22, 2019, 05:17 PM
YooperSigs
Anyone with horse sense finds old dudes in Speedos to be kick worthy!
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July 22, 2019, 05:27 PM
gearhounds
Assateague ponies are WILD ANIMALS, not friendly barn animals. My family camped at Assateague from birth through my early teens and the nicest behavior they ever exhibited was mild tolerance.
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July 22, 2019, 07:36 PM
mcrimm
I never walk behind my gentle horse without making sure they knew I was there and I stayed close to their butt so a kick wouldn’t be as painful. Oooouch
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July 22, 2019, 08:23 PM
Bisleyblackhawk
If he had just thought to stuff an Irish potato in the front of his speedo maybe it would have absorbed some of the impact...plus the womens would have been impressed (just don't stuff the potato in the rear ). His wearing that in public just added to my belief that KARMA is a bitch
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July 22, 2019, 08:43 PM
SPWAMike0317
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Originally posted by badcopnodonut!!:
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Originally posted by PowerSurge: I don’t know what’s worse. The kick in the berries or the thong.
Yes, he’s earned a kick to the man bits based on the swimwear alone.
+1 in fact I believe the horse's reaction more offense at the Speedo than anything else.
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July 22, 2019, 10:14 PM
WildSig
The last thing you want protecting your berries while petting a horse from behind is a banana hammock.
July 23, 2019, 06:21 AM
Skins2881
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Originally posted by gearhounds: Assateague ponies are WILD ANIMALS, not friendly barn animals. My family camped at Assateague from birth through my early teens and the nicest behavior they ever exhibited was mild tolerance.
Swimming of the ponies is Wednesday. We always say we are going to go, but haven't yet. Haven't been since I was a wee lad.
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July 23, 2019, 01:26 PM
flashguy
Apparently as a 21-month-old toddler I was not aware of this truth. I touched a mare on an uncle's farm and was kicked into a rock pile. My dad rushed me to a hospital over 25 miles of gravel road and they were able to reset my ankle so well that it is impossible to determine today that it was broken. They also had to tie some of the tendons in the toes of my right foot--they do curl up a little. As for damage to the nether region--I've never tested it.
). His wearing that in public just added to my belief that KARMA is a bitch 