I wasn't around horses often as a kid, but enough to know, they can and will kick...


A man enjoying a day at the beach on Assateague Island, off the coast of Maryland, had his fun cut short




Link to original video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fybYJyU8e7g

Confucius say: Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding bag

He might have to dig around in the sand to find his cojones

The old Mark Twain quote about mules also comes to mind:

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There is nothing to be learned from the second kick of a mule.

Kicked him right in the thong!

Jebus, that was a st00pid thing to do.

I don’t know what’s worse. The kick in the berries or the thong.

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Originally posted by PowerSurge:
I don’t know what’s worse. The kick in the berries or the thong.

Yes, he’s earned a kick to the man bits based on the swimwear alone.

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Originally posted by badcopnodonut!!:

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Originally posted by PowerSurge:
I don’t know what’s worse. The kick in the berries or the thong.

Yes, he’s earned a kick to the man bits based on the swimwear alone.

^^^This. And the horse was sending all the signals necessary to let him know to F-Off, yet the man in the weenie wrapper wasn't paying attention.

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^^^This. And the horse was sending all the signals necessary to let him know to F-Off, yet the man in the weenie wrapper wasn't paying attention.

along with the 50-11 signs that say

Do NOT touch the horses....

ATGATT!



I always wear one of these in my Speedo when I ignore the warning signs and pet obviously annoyed wild horses from behind.

( P.S., you're supposed to wear it in the front, so all the beach girls smile. Not in the back, cuz they'll donkey-bray. Don't ask …)

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Originally posted by RichardC:
ATGATT!



I always wear one of these in my Speedo when I ignore the warning signs and pet obviously annoyed wild horses from behind.

( P.S., you're supposed to wear it in the front, so all the beach girls smile. Not in the back, cuz they'll donkey-bray. Don't ask …)

Hmm. I wear a foil wrapped cucumber in my Speedo..........Clears even the densest of crowds.

Anyone with horse sense finds old dudes in Speedos to be kick worthy!

Assateague ponies are WILD ANIMALS, not friendly barn animals. My family camped at Assateague from birth through my early teens and the nicest behavior they ever exhibited was mild tolerance.

I never walk behind my gentle horse without making sure they knew I was there and I stayed close to their butt so a kick wouldn’t be as painful. Oooouch

If he had just thought to stuff an Irish potato in the front of his speedo maybe it would have absorbed some of the impact...plus the womens would have been impressed (just don't stuff the potato in the rear ). His wearing that in public just added to my belief that KARMA is a bitch

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Originally posted by badcopnodonut!!:

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Originally posted by PowerSurge:
I don’t know what’s worse. The kick in the berries or the thong.

Yes, he’s earned a kick to the man bits based on the swimwear alone.

+1 in fact I believe the horse's reaction more offense at the Speedo than anything else.

The last thing you want protecting your berries while petting a horse from behind is a banana hammock.

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Originally posted by gearhounds:
Assateague ponies are WILD ANIMALS, not friendly barn animals. My family camped at Assateague from birth through my early teens and the nicest behavior they ever exhibited was mild tolerance.

Swimming of the ponies is Wednesday. We always say we are going to go, but haven't yet. Haven't been since I was a wee lad.

Apparently as a 21-month-old toddler I was not aware of this truth. I touched a mare on an uncle's farm and was kicked into a rock pile. My dad rushed me to a hospital over 25 miles of gravel road and they were able to reset my ankle so well that it is impossible to determine today that it was broken. They also had to tie some of the tendons in the toes of my right foot--they do curl up a little. As for damage to the nether region--I've never tested it.

flashguy