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The 2nd guarantees the 1st
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Sounds like he made his own adjustment and enhanced the gene pool.



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Ammoholic
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Do High Points have a decocker?

That one does!
 
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eh-TEE-oh-clez
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Indiana Jones and the Pecker of Boom


That's just effin brilliant.

Mark Jones, from Indiana. lol.
 
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So, was it loaded with hollow points?


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Needs a bigger boat
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Sounds like he'll only be shooting blanks from here on out.



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Never cross yer sword with a Golden Sabre.




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Indiana Jones and the Pecker of Boom

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Too Funny Big Grin
 
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On the wrong side of
the Mobius strip
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I wonder if he’ll be known as Stumpy from now on.




 
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Not really from Vienna
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Gonna need to know how to play a flute to take a piss.
 
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אַרְיֵה
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Gonna need to know how to play a flute to take a piss.
Big Grin



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InstaMohel.


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-Bomber Harris
 
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Can't say he does not have lead in his pencil.
 
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half-genius,
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Hey don't he also be's a fee-lon?
 
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He clearly took the Daryl Strawberry concealed carry course and passed with flying colors!
 
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His diet consists of black
coffee, and sarcasm.
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Another example of why I won't appendix carry.

I don't think this situation - a (probably) non-"drop-safe" gun meant to be carried empty chamber, in no holster of any kind - compares to responsible appendix carry.
 
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Plowing straight ahead come what may
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SigMonkey and kkina have won the Internet for this round!


I can't look at this thread without snort-laughing from these two Big Grin


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Making the best of what ever comes our way
Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition
Plowing straight ahead come what may
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I guess he misunderstood the definition of ball ammo.


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I guess he misunderstood the definition of ball ammo.


Goodness gracious, great balls of fire.



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Well, it won't be long now.


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as good as it is, this thread just couldn't get any better.




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