It's all fun and games until someone shoots their pecker off

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March 01, 2019, 03:29 PM

fiasconva

It's all fun and games until someone shoots their pecker off

Sounds like he made his own adjustment and enhanced the gene pool.

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March 01, 2019, 03:32 PM

slosig

quote:
Originally posted by kkina:
Do High Points have a decocker?

That one does!

March 01, 2019, 03:37 PM

Aeteocles

quote:
Originally posted by sigmonkey:
Indiana Jones and the Pecker of Boom

That's just effin brilliant.

Mark Jones, from Indiana. lol.

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March 01, 2019, 08:00 PM

CaptainMike

Sounds like he'll only be shooting blanks from here on out.

MOO means NO! Be the comet!

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March 01, 2019, 08:28 PM

Greymann

quote:
Originally posted by sigmonkey:
Indiana Jones and the Pecker of Boom

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Too Funny

March 01, 2019, 08:45 PM

Patrick-SP2022

I wonder if he’ll be known as Stumpy from now on.

March 02, 2019, 09:12 AM

arfmel

Gonna need to know how to play a flute to take a piss.

March 02, 2019, 09:21 AM

V-Tail

quote:
Originally posted by arfmel:

Gonna need to know how to play a flute to take a piss.

הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים

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March 02, 2019, 11:09 AM

SSgt USMC/Vet

Can't say he does not have lead in his pencil.

March 03, 2019, 04:43 AM

downtownv

He clearly took the Daryl Strawberry concealed carry course and passed with flying colors!

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March 03, 2019, 12:24 PM

egregore

quote:
Originally posted by TigerDore:
Another example of why I won't appendix carry.

I don't think this situation - a (probably) non-"drop-safe" gun meant to be carried empty chamber, in no holster of any kind - compares to responsible appendix carry.

March 03, 2019, 01:37 PM

Bisleyblackhawk

quote:
Originally posted by rsbolo:
SigMonkey and kkina have won the Internet for this round!

I can't look at this thread without snort-laughing from these two

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March 03, 2019, 02:38 PM

Green Highlander

I guess he misunderstood the definition of ball ammo.

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March 05, 2019, 02:30 PM

TigerDore

quote:
Originally posted by Green Highlander:
I guess he misunderstood the definition of ball ammo.

Goodness gracious, great balls of fire.

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March 05, 2019, 09:05 PM

wrightd

as good as it is, this thread just couldn't get any better.