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 "Settle down and throw strikes, don't make me come back out here." | ||
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| Crusty old curmudgeon  |
Okay guys, I'm going to bean this batter so be prepared for clearing the benches. Jim ________________________ "If you can't be a good example, then you'll have to be a horrible warning" -Catherine Aird | |||
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Plowing straight ahead come what may |
"Watch closely...if you just stand in the right spot, you can keep the fire ants from coming out". ******************************************************** "we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches Making the best of what ever comes our way Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition Plowing straight ahead come what may And theres a cowboy in the jungle" Jimmy Buffet | |||
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I called us together today to ...... | |||
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And they call this the bully pull pit why? ______________________________________________ Life is short. It’s shorter with the wrong gun… | |||
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The Unmanned Writer |
And I am Yao, king of the rock! [mildly sneering] And there's nuttin' you girls can do about it. Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. "If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own... | |||
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| Eating elephants one bite at a time  |
Almond Joys got nuts. Mounds don't. | |||
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| Did you come from behind that rock, or from under it?  |
I identify as a goat. "Every time you think you weaken the nation" Moe Howard | |||
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Shorted to Atmosphere |
I told that cow I was going to piss on her grave. | |||
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| Fire for effect |
"Owner of the hill. I dare you to try and knock me off!" BTW, ffips, your comment is hilarious!  "Ride to the sound of the big guns." | |||
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“Well, Nuke’s scared because his eyelids are jammed and his old man’s here. We need a live roo– is it a live rooster? We need a live rooster to take the curse off Jose’s glove. And nobody seems to know what to get Millie or Jimmy for their wedding present. Is that about right? … We’re dealing with a lot of shit.” ____________________________________________________ ‘‘Laws that forbid the carrying of arms... disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes... Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants; they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man.’’ — Thomas Jefferson's "Commonplace Book," 1774-1776, quoting from On Crimes and Punishment, by criminologist Cesare Beccaria, 1764 | |||
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Void Where Prohibited |
If you need me, I'll be warming up in the bullpen. "If Gun Control worked, Chicago would look like Mayberry, not Thunderdome" - Cam Edwards | |||
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| Dances With Tornados |
No no no, silly, it's GOATS that play king of the hill! Not cows! You're being udderly ridiculous! (And yes, goats get on top of EVERYTHING and try to knock each other down.) | |||
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Hooves on first. _____________________ Be careful what you tolerate. You are teaching people how to treat you. | |||
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| Do---or do not. There is no try. |
“Okay, guys—-one cow pattie for a fastball, two for a curve, three for a changeup.” | |||
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For the WIN!!!! _________________________________________________ "Once abolish the God, and the Government becomes the God." --- G.K. Chesterton | |||
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Cows are havin' a meetin' Talkin' over shit. Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark. “If in winning a race, you lose the respect of your fellow competitors, then you have won nothing” - Paul Elvstrom "The Great Dane" 1928 - 2016 | |||
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Comic Relief |
I can see all the way to Omaha from up here. | |||
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Hey guys, I can see the heifers in the far pasture from here, WO WO. | |||
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Delusions of Adequacy |
So, you had Taco Bell for lunch? I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm. | |||
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