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July 10, 2018, 05:28 PM

cas

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"Settle down and throw strikes, don't make me come back out here."

July 10, 2018, 05:31 PM

Jimbo54

Okay guys, I'm going to bean this batter so be prepared for clearing the benches.

Jim

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"If you can't be a good example, then you'll have to be a horrible warning" -Catherine Aird

July 10, 2018, 05:35 PM

Bisleyblackhawk

"Watch closely...if you just stand in the right spot, you can keep the fire ants from coming out".

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"we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches
Making the best of what ever comes our way
Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition
Plowing straight ahead come what may
And theres a cowboy in the jungle"
Jimmy Buffet

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Life is short. It’s shorter with the wrong gun…

July 10, 2018, 05:39 PM

LS1 GTO

And I am Yao, king of the rock!

[mildly sneering]

And there's nuttin' you girls can do about it.

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

"If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers

The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own...

"Every time you think you weaken the nation" Moe Howard

July 10, 2018, 06:10 PM

Arty

"Owner of the hill. I dare you to try and knock me off!"

BTW, ffips, your comment is hilarious!

"Ride to the sound of the big guns."

July 10, 2018, 06:27 PM

KurtZ66

“Well, Nuke’s scared because his eyelids are jammed and his old man’s here. We need a live roo– is it a live rooster? We need a live rooster to take the curse off Jose’s glove. And nobody seems to know what to get Millie or Jimmy for their wedding present. Is that about right? … We’re dealing with a lot of shit.”

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‘‘Laws that forbid the carrying of arms... disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes... Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants; they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man.’’

— Thomas Jefferson's "Commonplace Book," 1774-1776, quoting from On Crimes and Punishment, by criminologist Cesare Beccaria, 1764

_{"If Gun Control worked, Chicago would look like Mayberry, not Thunderdome" - Cam Edwards}

July 10, 2018, 06:40 PM

OKCGene

No no no, silly, it's GOATS that play king of the hill! Not cows!

You're being udderly ridiculous!

(And yes, goats get on top of EVERYTHING and try to knock each other down.)

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Be careful what you tolerate. You are teaching people how to treat you.

July 10, 2018, 10:27 PM

snoris

“Okay, guys—-one cow pattie for a fastball, two for a curve, three for a changeup.”

July 10, 2018, 10:35 PM

wreckdiver

quote:
Originally posted by OKCGene:
No no no, silly, it's GOATS that play king of the hill! Not cows!

You're being udderly ridiculous!

(And yes, goats get on top of EVERYTHING and try to knock each other down.)

For the WIN!!!!

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"Once abolish the God, and the Government becomes the God." --- G.K. Chesterton

Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark.

“If in winning a race, you lose the respect of your fellow competitors, then you have won nothing” - Paul Elvstrom "The Great Dane" 1928 - 2016