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Hillary Clinton visits an elementary school, little Johnny asks a question...
December 03, 2018, 04:06 PM
911BossHillary Clinton visits an elementary school, little Johnny asks a question...
Hillary Clinton goes to a gifted-student primary school in New York to talk about the world. After her talk she offers question time.
One little boy puts up his hand. Hillary asks him what his name is. "Johnny," he says.
"And what is your question, Johnny?" she asks.
"I have three questions," he says.
"First -- whatever happened in Benghazi?
"Second -- why would you run for president if you are not capable of handling two e-mail accounts?
"And, third -- whatever happened to the missing six billion dollars while you were Secretary of State?"
Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.
When they resume Hillary says, "Okay, where were we? Oh, that's right, question time.
Who has a question?"
A different boy -- Kenneth -- puts his hand up.
Hillary points to him and asks him what his name is.
"Kenneth" he says.
"And what is your question, Kenneth?" she asks.
"I have five questions," he says.
"First -- whatever happened in Benghazi?
"Second -- why would you run for president if you are not capable of handling two e-mail accounts?
"Third -- whatever happened to the missing six billion dollars while you were Secretary of State?
"Fourth -- why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
"And, fifth -- where's Johnny?"
What part of "...Shall not be infringed" don't you understand???
December 03, 2018, 04:09 PM
rsboloHa!
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December 03, 2018, 05:26 PM
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JDHunzNow that’s funny!
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December 03, 2018, 07:54 PM
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December 03, 2018, 08:01 PM
flashguySeen it before, but still good. And I also would like to know what happened to Johnny....
flashguy
Texan by choice, not accident of birth December 03, 2018, 08:02 PM
Skins2881OK I laughed out loud at that one.
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Sic Semper Tyrannis December 03, 2018, 08:11 PM
oddballThanks for the laugh
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December 03, 2018, 09:14 PM
Hamden106Surprised the liberals have not already corrupted the two boys.
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December 04, 2018, 06:37 AM
SSgt USMC/VetSaw this on my wife's FB recently, laughed then and now thanks for the post.
December 04, 2018, 06:44 AM
gearhoundsHaha- excellent!
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hberttmankHa! Good one.
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FredwardIf only our "journalists" would ask such questions and demand answers. I remember a time when they did, but I'm old.
December 04, 2018, 12:39 PM
TigerDorequote:
Originally posted by flashguy:
Seen it before, but still good. And I also would like to know what happened to Johnny....
flashguy
And Kenneth...
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December 04, 2018, 12:53 PM
sjtillquote:
If only our "journalists" would ask such questions and demand answers. I remember a time when they did, but I'm old.
Took the text right out of my keyboard.
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December 04, 2018, 05:32 PM
RichNquote:
Originally posted by TigerDore:
quote:
Originally posted by flashguy:
Seen it before, but still good. And I also would like to know what happened to Johnny....
flashguy
And Kenneth...
Oh my God, they killed Kenny! You bastards!
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