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Hillary Clinton goes to a gifted-student primary school in New York to talk about the world. After her talk she offers question time.

One little boy puts up his hand. Hillary asks him what his name is. "Johnny," he says.

"And what is your question, Johnny?" she asks.

"I have three questions," he says.
"First -- whatever happened in Benghazi?
"Second -- why would you run for president if you are not capable of handling two e-mail accounts?
"And, third -- whatever happened to the missing six billion dollars while you were Secretary of State?"

Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.


When they resume Hillary says, "Okay, where were we? Oh, that's right, question time.
Who has a question?"

A different boy -- Kenneth -- puts his hand up.

Hillary points to him and asks him what his name is.
"Kenneth" he says.

"And what is your question, Kenneth?" she asks.

"I have five questions," he says.

"First -- whatever happened in Benghazi?
"Second -- why would you run for president if you are not capable of handling two e-mail accounts?
"Third -- whatever happened to the missing six billion dollars while you were Secretary of State?
"Fourth -- why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
"And, fifth -- where's Johnny?"






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Ha!


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Now that’s funny!


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Good one! Thanx for the chuckle!


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Seen it before, but still good. And I also would like to know what happened to Johnny....

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OK I laughed out loud at that one.

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Thanks for the laugh Big Grin



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Surprised the liberals have not already corrupted the two boys.



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Saw this on my wife's FB recently, laughed then and now thanks for the post.
 
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Haha- excellent!




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Ha! Good one.



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If only our "journalists" would ask such questions and demand answers. I remember a time when they did, but I'm old.
 
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Seen it before, but still good. And I also would like to know what happened to Johnny....

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And Kenneth...



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If only our "journalists" would ask such questions and demand answers. I remember a time when they did, but I'm old.


Took the text right out of my keyboard. Big Grin


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Seen it before, but still good. And I also would like to know what happened to Johnny....

flashguy

And Kenneth...



Oh my God, they killed Kenny! You bastards!


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