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I'll take the puma, thanks. Looks snuggly.

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Oregon woman finds mountain lion napping in her home: 'This is wild'

An Oregon woman recently came home to an unusual surprise: a mountain lion, which continued taking a nap for six more hours behind her sofa.



The odd encounter took place on July 8 in the Ashland, Ore., home of Lauren Taylor.

After drinking from a pond in Taylor’s backyard, the cat likely entered her home through an open back door, she explained in Facebook. The post had garnered more than 17,000 reactions and shares as of Tuesday morning.

“This is wild,” she wrote. “The door was open and the room has huge plants and stairs built around real tree branches, so she likely didn't even realize she was walking indoors until she was inside.”

After entering the home, the cat was startled by Taylor's roommate, who screamed upon seeing the mountain lion. This prompted the wild animal to hide behind the sofa, where it snoozed for several hours.

Taylor made a noise to wake the feline, but then “gazed lovingly into her eyes, and communicated using feline-speak eye blinking to calm her,” she wrote.

“It was amazing to realize that this worked. I gazed lovingly then blinked hard and then she did it back,” Taylor continued, adding that the cat then went back to sleep. “She clearly felt safe and she showed no inclination to leave."

When the cat awoke a second time, Taylor said she “again connected in a loving gaze and communicated trust through blinking.”

With just “a couple hours to dawn,” Taylor decided it was time to “prompt her to leave without alarming her so much that she panicked.”

The Oregon woman then used a drum to encourage the lion to exit the home.

“She roused and knew just what to do.... walking out through the open doors, through the yard, across the creek, and through the empty field behind us exactly as we had shown her,” said Taylor, adding she has “extensive experience working with energy and animals."

“It was a perfect ending to a blessed encounter that could have been dangerous if approached from a lower frequency,” she continued. “May she stay safely in the hills to enjoy a long life as a wild and healthy lion.”

Taylor was not immediately available for additional comment when contacted by Fox News on Tuesday.


In other critter news, there is a story of bear hanging out in a California hot tub, knocking back a Margarita.






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I'll take the puma too...at least you can make it chase the "red dot"...a bear in a hot tub under the influence of alcohol sounds like a problem Big Grin


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I'd still be scrubbing the blood from the floor and the poop from my pants. Big Grin


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Puma.

I don't have a gun in the hot tub or the ocean.



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She is looking at a puma and blinking her eyes to show love? If that puma was hungry, she would be lunch.



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I take the shark. I get professional courtesy. I’m not sure bears and pumas are dialed in on that gig.




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I'd still be scrubbing the blood from the floor and the poop from my pants. Big Grin


Yep at much as I love big cats and think they are beautiful. It'd be a dead cat if I roused it, I certainly would not gaze lovingly into its eyes. If I could quietly back out, I'd call animal control. Either way I'd probably need to do laundry.



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then “gazed lovingly into her eyes, and communicated using feline-speak eye blinking to calm her,” she wrote.

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When the cat awoke a second time, Taylor said she “again connected in a loving gaze and communicated trust through blinking.”
Future Darwin Award winner right there. First, it's idiotic to leave your doors open in mountain lion country. Second, I cannot even comprehend how batshit crazy she must be to communicate lovingly with her eyes and then do it again.

One day she will likely amount to shit, and it'll be predator (mountain lion, bear, wolf, etc) shit.



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I'd still be scrubbing the blood from the floor and the poop from my pants. Big Grin


Yep at much as I love big cats and think they are beautiful. It'd be a dead cat if I roused it, I certainly would not gaze lovingly into its eyes. If I could quietly back out, I'd call animal control. Either way I'd probably need to do laundry.
I'd be gazing lovingly at the front site of my 12 gauge loaded with Brenneke Black Majik slugs (i.e. bear slugs) or gazing lovingly at the crosshairs of my .338 Win Mag loaded with 225 grain solids.

Either way, I'd be Googling if it's better to mop up blood or use a shop vac.



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Bear. Obviously the party animal.


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I'll take the bear. A California bear is probably the least likely of the three to kill you if you leave it alone; it's already outside, unlike the puma; and you're not in its wheelhouse like the shark.
 
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If “kitty” got in my house the second thing I would do is dig out all the hamburger and meat from the fridge and lay it in a path leading outside. You wanna make damn sure that cat ain’t hungry. The first thing: arming up. I wouldn’t want to have to shoot it but being an appetizer is not one of my ambitions.

And that broad is out of her gourd. Cheese done slid off her cracker. She actually thinks she communicated with the cat? I’m surprised she didn’t try to put a cute costume on it and go for a ride on the Roomba. 100% delusional. Eek




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Yep... Lets all gaze lovingly at the apex predator behind the sofa.
Future kitty kibble. And don't forget your drum.
And for you non cat types, there are quite a few people who believe that your house cat communicates with you through the way it blinks at you. And that you also can communicate to kitty with blinks too.
Wouldn't bear hair clog your hot tub filter?


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I’ll bet that lady thinks if she could just talk to terrorists and criminals she make them good. Roll Eyes

That bear was funny though. Dude really wanted to see where those bubbles were coming from.
 
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hump the puma, kill the shark, marry the bear.
 
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“It was a perfect ending to a blessed encounter that could have been dangerous if approached from a lower frequency,” she continued. “May she stay safely in the hills to enjoy a long life as a wild and healthy lion.”


 
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That broad in the article has taken one too many hits of LSD! Jesus Christ, what an absolute lunatic!
 
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I take the shark. I get professional courtesy. I’m not sure bears and pumas are dialed in on that gig.


I saw what you did there. Wink
 
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