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Step by step walk the thousand mile road |
I'll take the puma, thanks. Looks snuggly.
In other critter news, there is a story of bear hanging out in a California hot tub, knocking back a Margarita. Nice is overrated "It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government." Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018 | ||
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Plowing straight ahead come what may |
I'll take the puma too...at least you can make it chase the "red dot"...a bear in a hot tub under the influence of alcohol sounds like a problem ******************************************************** "we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches Making the best of what ever comes our way Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition Plowing straight ahead come what may And theres a cowboy in the jungle" Jimmy Buffet | |||
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"Member" |
I'd still be scrubbing the blood from the floor and the poop from my pants. _____________________________________________________ Sliced bread, the greatest thing since the 1911. | |||
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Get Off My Lawn |
Puma. I don't have a gun in the hot tub or the ocean. "I’m not going to read Time Magazine, I’m not going to read Newsweek, I’m not going to read any of these magazines; I mean, because they have too much to lose by printing the truth"- Bob Dylan, 1965 | |||
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Fire for effect |
She is looking at a puma and blinking her eyes to show love? If that puma was hungry, she would be lunch. "Ride to the sound of the big guns." | |||
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I believe in the principle of Due Process |
I take the shark. I get professional courtesy. I’m not sure bears and pumas are dialed in on that gig. Luckily, I have enough willpower to control the driving ambition that rages within me. When you had the votes, we did things your way. Now, we have the votes and you will be doing things our way. This lesson in political reality from Lyndon B. Johnson "Some things are apparent. Where government moves in, community retreats, civil society disintegrates and our ability to control our own destiny atrophies. The result is: families under siege; war in the streets; unapologetic expropriation of property; the precipitous decline of the rule of law; the rapid rise of corruption; the loss of civility and the triumph of deceit. The result is a debased, debauched culture which finds moral depravity entertaining and virtue contemptible." - Justice Janice Rogers Brown | |||
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Ammoholic |
Yep at much as I love big cats and think they are beautiful. It'd be a dead cat if I roused it, I certainly would not gaze lovingly into its eyes. If I could quietly back out, I'd call animal control. Either way I'd probably need to do laundry. Jesse Sic Semper Tyrannis | |||
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Drill Here, Drill Now |
Future Darwin Award winner right there. First, it's idiotic to leave your doors open in mountain lion country. Second, I cannot even comprehend how batshit crazy she must be to communicate lovingly with her eyes and then do it again. One day she will likely amount to shit, and it'll be predator (mountain lion, bear, wolf, etc) shit. Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer. | |||
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Drill Here, Drill Now |
I'd be gazing lovingly at the front site of my 12 gauge loaded with Brenneke Black Majik slugs (i.e. bear slugs) or gazing lovingly at the crosshairs of my .338 Win Mag loaded with 225 grain solids. Either way, I'd be Googling if it's better to mop up blood or use a shop vac. Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer. | |||
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Bear. Obviously the party animal. -- I always prefer reality when I can figure out what it is. JALLEN 10/18/18 https://sigforum.com/eve/forum...610094844#7610094844 | |||
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Do the next right thing |
I'll take the bear. A California bear is probably the least likely of the three to kill you if you leave it alone; it's already outside, unlike the puma; and you're not in its wheelhouse like the shark. | |||
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Did you come from behind that rock, or from under it? |
If “kitty” got in my house the second thing I would do is dig out all the hamburger and meat from the fridge and lay it in a path leading outside. You wanna make damn sure that cat ain’t hungry. The first thing: arming up. I wouldn’t want to have to shoot it but being an appetizer is not one of my ambitions. And that broad is out of her gourd. Cheese done slid off her cracker. She actually thinks she communicated with the cat? I’m surprised she didn’t try to put a cute costume on it and go for a ride on the Roomba. 100% delusional. "Every time you think you weaken the nation" Moe Howard | |||
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Yep... Lets all gaze lovingly at the apex predator behind the sofa. Future kitty kibble. And don't forget your drum. And for you non cat types, there are quite a few people who believe that your house cat communicates with you through the way it blinks at you. And that you also can communicate to kitty with blinks too. Wouldn't bear hair clog your hot tub filter? End of Earth: 2 Miles Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles | |||
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The guy behind the guy |
I’ll bet that lady thinks if she could just talk to terrorists and criminals she make them good. That bear was funny though. Dude really wanted to see where those bubbles were coming from. | |||
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The Unknown Stuntman |
hump the puma, kill the shark, marry the bear. | |||
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That broad in the article has taken one too many hits of LSD! Jesus Christ, what an absolute lunatic! | |||
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I saw what you did there. | |||
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