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Fourth line skater |
My wife freezes me out in the house, but roasts me out in the car. What is up with that? _________________________ OH, Bonnie McMurray! | ||
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Oriental Redneck |
Put the car inside the house. Q | |||
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Be Like Mike |
In the interest of science, I say you move into an RV and see what happens. --------------- "Structural engineering is the art of moulding materials we don't understand into shapes we cannot precisely analyze, so as to withstand forces we cannot really access, in such a way that the community at large has no reason to suspect the extent of our ignorance." Dr. A. R. Dykes | |||
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She’s transthermic. _____________________ Be careful what you tolerate. You are teaching people how to treat you. | |||
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Short. Fat. Bald. Costanzaesque. |
I may have multiple personalities, but at least we have each other. ___________________________ He looked like an accountant or a serial-killer type. Definitely one of the service industries. | |||
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Edge seeking Sharp blade! |
Makes it difficult to plan the HVAC on the Yellow Submarine you are building. Thow me a bone here! | |||
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I believe most married guys may think they got 2 (or more) partners in the bargain...in one way or another, for better or worse. ______________________ Live free or die... Don't tread on me... Molon Labe... Take your pick. | |||
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only 2!! | |||
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It's a plumbing thing CMSGT USAF (Retired) Chief of Police (Retired) | |||
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Drill Here, Drill Now |
She's probably saying to her friends that "he likes the house and car the same temperature. What is up with that?" Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer. | |||
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Keeping the economy moving since 1964 |
Ballcocks and nipples. ----------------------- You can't fall off the floor. | |||
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W07VH5 |
No, it’s true. | |||
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Yeah, when we got a new Hvac I asked if they could do a placebo mode so when she tries to crank up the heat the fan just blows for 5 min and stops. It would display the new temp but in reality, keep it at like 68. He sadly stated they did not have this function. | |||
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After decades of marriage my wife has just in the last few months discovered the HVAC thermostat and has figured out how to adjust it. Oh the horror... Now I have to buy a new more complicated or programable one I guess... Just last week I noticed she had the AC on, set to 70 degrees. She had the doors and a couple windows open. It was 82 outside At work we had a thermostat on a pole at the front end of each large production machine... guess they were placebo units as a good friend in maintenance told me they weren't even connected. The plant engineer controlled the climate control remotely! Collecting dust. | |||
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I know "a guy" His wife has to have the tv volume Seven notch's too high, so it can be heard from any where on the first floor. But! When they are in any car the fan on the heater/cooler has to be on extra low because it makes too much noise. Safety, Situational Awareness and proficiency. Neck Ties, Hats and ammo brass, Never ,ever touch'em w/o asking first | |||
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My wife had me install curtains to block the sun into the master bath, through glass bricks, as the morning sun was so hot. But she insists on keeping the hvac at 73. ------- Trying to simplify my life... | |||
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אַרְיֵה |
When I got my hearing aids, the audiologist showed me the button for "spousal mode" (mute). הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים | |||
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Fourth line skater |
I don't have hearing aids yet. My routine is "speak into my good ear." "Which one is your good ear?" "Depends upon what you are saying to me." _________________________ OH, Bonnie McMurray! | |||
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Peace through superior firepower |
The nest is warm but the world is cold. | |||
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semi-reformed sailor |
They should. "Violence, naked force, has settled more issues in history than has any other factor.” Robert A. Heinlein “You may beat me, but you will never win.” sigmonkey-2020 “A single round of buckshot to the torso almost always results in an immediate change of behavior.” Chris Baker | |||
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