Quote from my Old Man:
The piece of ass you pay for, will be the cheapest you ever get!

"On the day we married, my wife and I came to an agreement. I would make all the major decisions, she would make all the minor decisions. In over 40 years of marriage, we have yet to have a major decision."

Marriage is like war. Easy to get into impossible to get out of.

Actual conversation from last night at chez apprentice:

Girlfriend- What do you think about same sex marriage?

Me- I think they have every right to be just as miserable as everyone else.

You needn't worry about marrying your best friend. Marry someone, and make her your best friend.

You don't have a soul-mate until you marry one. Then she becomes your soul-mate.

Forget learning to love yourself before you can love someone else. I tell you, love yourself less, then loving someone else will be easier.

The only good thing that comes out of a marriage is a divorce.

Sometimes you just gotta put your foot down. It's not a saying, but it's true.

My former brother-in-law to my still SIL ‘You don’t expect me to listen to everything you say, do you?’ Nice guy, I miss him.

quote:

Originally posted by wrightd:
Sometimes you just gotta put your foot down. It's not a saying, but it's true.

I once told my first wife that I was putting my foot down.

She said, "If ya know what's good for you, you'll pick that fuckin' foot back up."

From my dad:

"Any man who says he's the boss of his house, - (pause for effect) - will lie about other things too!"

My Dad's advice...
Marriage is like taking a bath..
Once you get in, it's not so hot!!

Marriage is like a Porsche or Ferrari. You love it and want it, but you just can’t afford it.

I'm with Tanya... Tanya Tucker that is.

"If It Don't Come Easy... You Better Let It Go!"




Link to original video: https://youtu.be/LC0AWtM3RuE?t=25


EDIT to add:
Released in February 1988 … "If It Don't Come Easy" was Tanya Tucker's ninth number one on the country chart. The single went to number one for one week and spent fourteen weeks on the country chart. She was 30 yr old at the time.

Two really can live as cheaply as one, but only half as well.

If I killed her when I wanted to, I'd be out of jail by now.

Husband: I wear the pants in this house.
Wife: Yeah, but I wear the belt!

SB

Second marriages demonstrate the triumph of hope over experience- Benjamin Franklin

I told my youngest son at his wedding reception….. there are 3 sentences you need to learn,
1) I'm sorry...
2)I don't know...

3) lets try it your way

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Originally posted by roarindan:
I told my youngest son at his wedding reception….. there are 3 sentences you need to learn,
1) I'm sorry...
2)I don't know...

3) lets try it your way

You forgot the most important one.... Yes Dear