God Bless and Protect our Beloved President, Donald John Trump.
January 01, 2019, 02:25 PM
YooperSigs
Quote from my Old Man: The piece of ass you pay for, will be the cheapest you ever get!
End of Earth: 2 Miles Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles
January 01, 2019, 02:52 PM
ltbarber
"On the day we married, my wife and I came to an agreement. I would make all the major decisions, she would make all the minor decisions. In over 40 years of marriage, we have yet to have a major decision."
Two things bring me to tears. The unconditional Love of God,the service of the United States Military,past,present,and future.
I would rather meet a slick-sleeve private, than a hollywood star!
January 01, 2019, 02:53 PM
gw3971
Marriage is like war. Easy to get into impossible to get out of.
January 01, 2019, 03:28 PM
apprentice
Actual conversation from last night at chez apprentice:
Girlfriend- What do you think about same sex marriage?
Me- I think they have every right to be just as miserable as everyone else.
January 01, 2019, 03:41 PM
Micropterus
You needn't worry about marrying your best friend. Marry someone, and make her your best friend.
You don't have a soul-mate until you marry one. Then she becomes your soul-mate.
Forget learning to love yourself before you can love someone else. I tell you, love yourself less, then loving someone else will be easier.
_____________ "I enter a swamp as a sacred place—a sanctum sanctorum. There is the strength—the marrow of Nature." - Henry David Thoreau
January 01, 2019, 05:29 PM
SSgt USMC/Vet
The only good thing that comes out of a marriage is a divorce.
January 01, 2019, 06:01 PM
wrightd
Sometimes you just gotta put your foot down. It's not a saying, but it's true.
Lover of the US Constitution Wile E. Coyote School of DIY Disaster
January 01, 2019, 08:54 PM
fvyellowbird
My former brother-in-law to my still SIL ‘You don’t expect me to listen to everything you say, do you?’ Nice guy, I miss him.
Hell, is other people! J-P S
January 01, 2019, 09:17 PM
Jim Shugart
quote:
Originally posted by wrightd: Sometimes you just gotta put your foot down. It's not a saying, but it's true.
I once told my first wife that I was putting my foot down.
She said, "If ya know what's good for you, you'll pick that fuckin' foot back up."
When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw
January 01, 2019, 09:26 PM
dmpl
From my dad:
"Any man who says he's the boss of his house, - (pause for effect) - will lie about other things too!"
January 01, 2019, 10:06 PM
Hawgster
My Dad's advice... Marriage is like taking a bath.. Once you get in, it's not so hot!!
"Shoot lower, Sheriff, They're ridin' shetlands" May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco?
January 01, 2019, 11:08 PM
Prefontaine
Marriage is like a Porsche or Ferrari. You love it and want it, but you just can’t afford it.
What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone
EDIT to add: Released in February 1988 … "If It Don't Come Easy" was Tanya Tucker's ninth number one on the country chart. The single went to number one for one week and spent fourteen weeks on the country chart. She was 30 yr old at the time.
Endeavor to persevere.
January 02, 2019, 07:47 PM
Sportshooter
Two really can live as cheaply as one, but only half as well.
January 02, 2019, 09:20 PM
ronin11
If I killed her when I wanted to, I'd be out of jail by now.
January 02, 2019, 09:22 PM
Sea Bass
Husband: I wear the pants in this house. Wife: Yeah, but I wear the belt!
SB
"Shohna ba Shohna - Shoulder to Shoulder"
January 02, 2019, 10:30 PM
NK402
Second marriages demonstrate the triumph of hope over experience- Benjamin Franklin
January 03, 2019, 07:56 AM
roarindan
I told my youngest son at his wedding reception….. there are 3 sentences you need to learn, 1) I'm sorry... 2)I don't know...
3) lets try it your way
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"the world doesn't end til yer dead, 'til then there's more beatin's in store, stand it like a man, and give some back" Al Swearengen
January 03, 2019, 08:15 AM
95flhr
quote:
Originally posted by roarindan: I told my youngest son at his wedding reception….. there are 3 sentences you need to learn, 1) I'm sorry... 2)I don't know...
3) lets try it your way
You forgot the most important one.... Yes Dear
“Government exists to protect us from each other. Where government has gone beyond its limits is in deciding to protect us from ourselves.” ― Ronald Reagan
