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Unapologetic Old
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This has to be about the stupidest, hillbilly, ridiculous "sport" I have ever seen. I don't know who came up with it, or why anyone would ever participate in this. It is surely a further sign of the decay of civilization, and I feel dumber for having seen it.

That being said... I can't stop watching the videos... lol....




Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day
 
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Marshall Dillon at his Bitch Slappin' best::

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPPgcq-wWqc
 
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No stupider than boxing or the UFC or any of the other MMA outfits, imo. Man pounding each other on the faces.


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I saw a variant once that seemed like it was Russian, but I can’t be sure because I don’t speak the language. Instead of faces it was asses being slapped, and the competitors were ladies. Fully clothed mind, but these weren’t cutesy little love taps. These ladies were trying to break tailbones. It was violent enough that I didn’t find it titillating.

- Bret
 
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I'd watch something called Dick Punch.

And so would you
 
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There are shotgun nut shot videos.


"It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye". The Little Prince, Antoine de Saint-Exupery, pilot and author, lost on mission, July 1944, Med Theatre.
 
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Yeah, won't be long now.
 
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Originally posted by Lord Vaalic:

That being said... I can't stop watching the videos... lol....


Which is EXACTLY why they continue to do/make/post stupid shit.




 
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Originally posted by parabellum:
I'd watch something called Dick Punch.

And so would you




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Originally posted by Excam_Man:
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Originally posted by Lord Vaalic:

That being said... I can't stop watching the videos... lol....


Which is EXACTLY why they continue to do/make/post stupid shit.



That's my point... Its stupid but I'm hooked on it. They got me.




Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day
 
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Originally posted by Tuckerrnr1:


I can't believe I've never seen this before, Big Grin and I wonder how they got Seagal to do it, considering he's known for lacking a good sense of humor.
 
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Thanks Tuckerrnr1, that literally made me laugh I cried. My wife wanted to know why, so I showed her...she didn't appreciate it as much as I did Big Grin.
 
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No stupider than boxing or the UFC or any of the other MMA outfits, imo. Man pounding each other on the faces.

Not anything like it. There is no defense what so ever. You just stand there and let someone wind up as hard as they can and slap you in the face.


Personally it’s about like watching bum fights. Give two destitute guys a few bucks to give each other brain damage for laughs.

It’s a bad look to be associated with the UFC through Dana White. It didn’t help since he got caught slapping his wife on camera the week before it launched.
 
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Originally posted by 12131:
No stupider than boxing or the UFC or any of the other MMA outfits, imo. Man pounding each other on the faces.

Not anything like it. There is no defense what so ever. You just stand there and let someone wind up as hard as they can and slap you in the face...

Oh ok, the other sports are slightly less stupid because the eventual brain damage is less pronounced.


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Originally posted by 1s1k:
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Originally posted by 12131:
No stupider than boxing or the UFC or any of the other MMA outfits, imo. Man pounding each other on the faces.

Not anything like it. There is no defense what so ever. You just stand there and let someone wind up as hard as they can and slap you in the face...

Oh ok, the other sports are slightly less stupid because the eventual brain damage is less pronounced.
They are pretty stupid as well. Just nothing like slapping where you are 90% guaranteed a concussion. Lots of MMA and boxers don’t leave 90% of their fights with a concussion.
 
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Originally posted by 12131:
No stupider than boxing or the UFC or any of the other MMA outfits, imo. Man pounding each other on the faces.


Exactly. I utterly fail to see the entertainment value of any of it.




Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
 
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I’m thinking it’s a Marine thing. Back in 1970 me and a recent Marine were having some drinks. And a chick got us to spare with each other. Yep stupid alright. So being not really into it he suggested slap boxing , as that was what they would do in the service. So we did but we were blocking shots not standing there taking it. So maybe a different version of that.

PS I did find out that you can knock someone down
with an open palm.
 
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Tis nothing new.
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