Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzenegger were discussing who they were going to play in the new Hollywood film, "The Great Composers! "I'll be Beethoven," said Stallone. "I'll be Mozart," said Willis. "What about you, Arnold," they asked. Arnold said, "Don't make me say it."

Sarah Jessica Parker sits down at a bar.
The bartender looks up and says "why the long face"?