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This multiple pillows on the bed thing came from HGTV and other girlie networks . I just knock them off on the floor and go about my business .
 
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Originally posted by sleepla8er:

This is Sleep's girlfriend with my first and after this maybe my last post, but I know the answer ~ It's all about Love Making ~ you know SEX!!!


Then perhaps YOU should be asking Why so many pillows?" Big Grin
 
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Seems to me the solution is to have 27 guns...and another dog.


Where's the picture of Ray Liota from Goodfellas laughing!?!

Oh, I've got that number covered, and then some. Wink


Still thinking about another dog, but don't think the house & yard is big enough for another large breed.


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This is Sleep's girlfriend with my first and after this maybe my last post, but I know the answer ~ It's all about Love Making ~ you know SEX!!!


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Been there, done that, and still doing it Wink
A little different now with 2 teenagers running around the house, but still having fun!

Oh, please don't make this your "first and only" post!
Different opinions and ideas are welcome around here! Especially from your perspective!


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Next you should try counting the ratio of his/her items in shower...

Last I did this it was 3:15 or something like that. Including my soap.
{dammit, Th morning is going to involve some counting now....}


Oh, I knew about that, and figured that out years ago. That's why I made sure when the bathroom was remodeled, the shower & medicine cabinet/ vanity were big enough.

It's the amount of pillows that perplexes me. 2, 4 pillows on the bed. Ok, I can see that...
9? What in the hell is the need for 9? Over half are on the floor before anyone hopps into bed!


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ratio of his/her items in shower...


1:13. That's giving credit for the soap.

Since 13 is an unlucky number and for both our benefit, I selected one random item from all that, removed it, and hid it in the back of a cabinet.

I could feel my luck changing almost immediately.



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I could feel my luck changing almost immediately.


Remember the movie "The Jerk"?
"Things are going to start happening to me now!"

I have an extra bullet proof vest, let me know if you want me to send it out to you Wink


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Every woman I ever knew had 2 GREAT pillows I used every chance I got. Those are the only girl pillows I care about.
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Somehow comforting that i’m not alone in this particular Hell.

Wife had me on a Holy Grail Pillow Quest for a year. I bought over a dozen of tgem trying to find the right one for her before she gave it a rest.
I sweat cold when we bring up the subject. Yesterday i bought a pillow for the MILF and hope i dodged the bullet but wont be sure until a few days have passed.

This is NOT funny.

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Yesterday i bought a pillow for the MILF and hope i dodged the bullet but wont be sure until a few days have passed.

Say what?


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Yesterday i bought a pillow for the MILF and hope i dodged the bullet but wont be sure until a few days have passed.

Say what?


Logic checks out Wink




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Maybe you could wait till she's out of the house, then surreptitiously remove one of the couches and see if she even notices. Big Grin

In all fairness, women accessorize with pillows the way guys accessorize their ARs. It's really never enough.



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